AJP 4.5 info/one liners
AJP 4.5 info/one liners
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Mark.

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11,104 posts

305 months

Wednesday 9th November 2011
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Now's your chance chaps.

Cerbera is having some pics taken and an article written for a magazine doing a feature on British V8's

Along with a Lotus, Stag, Daimler, Rolls Royce. Journo want's some wise words for the article describing the engine. I've got some ideas, but fill your boots and I'll see if we can get a 'collective' response.

ukkid35

6,411 posts

202 months

Wednesday 9th November 2011
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Absurdly addictive

C3BER

4,714 posts

252 months

Thursday 10th November 2011
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On starting: the sound of Thor clearing his throat before creating hell.

On blipping the fast peddle: the growl of a three headed dog as he warns other lesser cars away.

On maxing out: the war scream of Mars.

Better than any mass produced engine.

Used by drivers who know and understand why the emperor is naked.
(that's the best sentence I've come up with)

Mags

1,202 posts

308 months

Thursday 10th November 2011
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Surely this should read:

On starting: the sound of the local farmers 20 year old Massey biggrin

Mark.

Original Poster:

11,104 posts

305 months

Thursday 10th November 2011
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Mags said:
Surely this should read:

On starting: the sound of the local farmers 20 year old Massey biggrin
hehe

Glad she will be warm by the time I get there!

aide

2,278 posts

193 months

Thursday 10th November 2011
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This quote, from here, is my favourite:
"When it ran properly, it was the most exciting car on earth. When it didn't I wanted to burn it"

TVdinneR

240 posts

179 months

Thursday 10th November 2011
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A description I read somewhere sticks in my head and sums it up -
Quote " ...a racing car with a tax disc."

Flashheart

581 posts

271 months

Thursday 10th November 2011
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Clarkson said:

'it's nothing short of fan-bleeding-tastic'

Says it all really!

ETA

and summat else like 'to get the same effect in your kitchen put the engine of a Type 42 destroyer in your tumble dryer'

ETA

thinking about it, it might even have been washing machine. I'm fun at parties!

Edited by Flashheart on Thursday 10th November 12:57

aide

2,278 posts

193 months

Thursday 10th November 2011
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Clarkson Cerbera quote back in 1997.... "So fast, it creates its own weather!"
I seen someone wearing a cerbera t-shirt with that quote on it recently smile

Rawhide

979 posts

242 months

Thursday 10th November 2011
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I hate one liner review of engines. I had a magazine article done on a Audi Elise (Elise 1.8 turbo engine swap) and it was described as so fast it made time stand still rolleyes

It doesn't tell anyone about how the actual feel is to the driver.

I've only had my 4.5 a few weeks and to me it feels like a big motorbike engine. A giant triumph triple engine! It has very quick throttle response and picks up like an inline four engine. It produces linear torque from low revs but keeps reving and producing power up to high revs. It's rough and edgey and even backing off the power is violent. Brutal but fun.

GT6k

965 posts

191 months

Thursday 10th November 2011
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Its like owning a pet tiger, very impressive when you take it out but if you let it off the lead it will try to kill something.

cerdad

288 posts

230 months

Thursday 10th November 2011
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on startup it sounds like 8 broken thermos flasks being thrown down stairs.

Gazzab

21,638 posts

311 months

Thursday 10th November 2011
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The dog from Blackpool.

DuncanM

7,460 posts

308 months

Thursday 10th November 2011
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TVdinneR said:
A description I read somewhere sticks in my head and sums it up -
Quote " ...a racing car with a tax disc."
I always describe the cerbera as exactly that smile.

All great lines so far.

We really do own a bloody great car don't we?

So special in so many ways biggrin.

robsco

7,875 posts

205 months

Thursday 10th November 2011
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cerdad said:
on startup it sounds like 8 broken thermos flasks being thrown down stairs.
hehe

The Cerbera is the only car I know of that is described as knackered if it DOESN'T sound like a bag of nails on start-up!

Mark.

Original Poster:

11,104 posts

305 months

Thursday 10th November 2011
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Rawhide said:
It has very quick throttle response and picks up like an inline four engine. It produces linear torque from low revs but keeps reving and producing power up to high revs. It's rough and edgey and even backing off the power is violent. Brutal but fun.
This is pretty much the words I had going on in my head. I think in truth, it's really hard to describe the Cerbera engine - you just have to 'experience' it.

Zarkingfardwarks

1,041 posts

266 months

Thursday 10th November 2011
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More grunt than a rutting Spermwhale


Or


The nearest thing to warp speed with wheels

gruffalo

8,150 posts

255 months

Friday 11th November 2011
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A Cerbera has one purpose, to accelerate to the horizion and nut it.

It is a thug of a car and I love it:-)

Mark.

Original Poster:

11,104 posts

305 months

Friday 11th November 2011
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gruffalo said:
A Cerbera has one purpose, to accelerate to the horizion and nut it.
biggrin May well have to try to squeeze that one in!

julian64

14,325 posts

283 months

Friday 11th November 2011
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Only for drivers who appeciate the difference between handcrafted and mass produced.

Or to plagerise, 'Its like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick'

The Cerbera is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.