Tables in eating places

[Petemate]

This may sound a bit picky, but is anyone else obsessed with finding a table when eating out that does not wobble? Drives me mad, and I will move around until I find one which doesn't. If I can't find one, then I will fold up a menu from the table and stuff it under one of the feet so it is nice and steady. I can't be the only one - can I?

[Simpo Two]

A three-legged table wouldn't wobble.











Take a saw

[Leithen]

A lot of new restaurant tables come fitted with adjustable feet - very often it's the floor that isn't level.

[Roger645]

Just get the waiting staff to sort it. Pistonhead's, delegation matters!

[Petemate]

Roger645 said:

Just get the waiting staff to sort it. Pistonhead's, delegation matters!

[21TonyK]

You should try my place! Every table wobbled. Grade II listed building with 400 year old wooden floors that are so uneven we had a local chippy knock up 40 hardwood wedges. FOH staff carry a couple in their back pocket at all times.

Very slick when a waiter whips our a purpose made wedge to stop the slightest wobble on your table as they put your drinks down