anyone seen the 710??

[v8250]

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred- ten.
We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred- ten?'
She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..'
She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.
The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to a car just like hers which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?'.

She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.'
If you're not sure what a 710 is??? ...Scroll down

Edited by v8250 on Thursday 10th November 17:58

[sherbert90]

bloody hell, i bet she felt like a right tool.

[CaptainSensib1e]

Big loss of points for copying and pasting a very old joke and trying to pass it off as a true story:
http://www.mademelaugh.com/funny-words/the-710/

[sherbert90]

CaptainSensib1e said:

Big loss of points for copying and pasting a very old joke and trying to pass it off as a true story:
http://www.mademelaugh.com/funny-words/the-710/

Oh dear.

[v8250]

CaptainSensib1e said:

Big loss of points for copying and pasting a very old joke and trying to pass it off as a true story:
http://www.mademelaugh.com/funny-words/the-710/

of course it's a bloody joke...you didn't really think it's posted as a true story, did you?

[LordBretSinclair]

The old ones are the best

[v8250]

LordBretSinclair said:

The old ones are the best

it's often simplest jokes that prove the funniest

earlier, emailed this joke to some female friends and have been given a thorough dressing-down by their replies; really don't know why

[Domingo Bash III]

Joseph told that joke to Mary on their first date.

[Doofus]

Domingo Bash III said:

Joseph told that joke to Mary on their first date.

But she'd already heard it