I was only trying to kill to kill a spider...
I was only trying to kill to kill a spider...
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Jabbah

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1,331 posts

183 months

Monday 14th November 2011
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A tale of cautionary woe and why clueless partners should not try and “help” whilst you are working on your real love.

The now very ex girlfriend wanted to help whilst I bled the clutch. There is not much she could actually do so this consisted mostly of hanging around asking what I was doing, which is fine as it shows an interest. The problem came when she popped back again to see what I was doing after I had bled the clutch and was refitting the air box. I turned round to see her dripping a bit of water on the roof of the cerb. “What you doing?” I ask, “Oh, just drowning a spider on your roof...” at which point I notice the water is dripping from a clear section of tubing. I quickly look down to the bottle that was used to catch the old clutch fluid that is now minus a bit of tubing. “Did you just get that from in there?!? WTF! THATS NOT WATER!!!”

I wasn’t happy. Quickly wiped up the little puddle of clutch fluid from the sun roof (at least it wouldn’t be too large an area if it need respraying) and washed with warm soapy water and rinsed. Seems ok, but I was fuming. Even if she thought it was water, it wasn’t clear, so she was putting dirty water on my car to kill a spider. Fine, she may not have known it had similar properties to paint stripper, but whatever, do not go putting strange yellowy fluids on my car!!!

That wasn’t the only reason she’s now an ex but definitely the proverbial straw. It’s a shame as the first comment she made about the car was a classic but I will put that in the other thread.

gruffalo

8,150 posts

255 months

Monday 14th November 2011
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How is the spider?

anonymous-user

83 months

Monday 14th November 2011
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Be thankful she didnt use a hammer....

Greeny

1,423 posts

288 months

Monday 14th November 2011
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Sunroof you say, mmm you have my old Cerbera, (pre sun roof)

ukcerb

401 posts

224 months

Monday 14th November 2011
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Bleeding Hell

K4TRV

1,819 posts

281 months

Monday 14th November 2011
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Not a clean brake then?boxedin

JensenA

5,671 posts

259 months

Tuesday 15th November 2011
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Don't let any prosprective Mrs Jabbah's read this thread biggrin

brogenville

941 posts

230 months

Tuesday 15th November 2011
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Women: can't live without 'em, can't kill 'em.

Extra 300 Driver

5,282 posts

275 months

Tuesday 15th November 2011
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She sounds like a retard.

Jabbah

Original Poster:

1,331 posts

183 months

Tuesday 15th November 2011
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Yes, I did consider forcibly pouring the rest of the clutch fluid down her throat and see how she liked been drowned in it but I thought the consequences for me might be a little harsh.

FUBAR

17,065 posts

267 months

Tuesday 15th November 2011
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Jabbah said:
she’s now an ex
:cough:



hehe

FarmyardPants

4,371 posts

247 months

Tuesday 15th November 2011
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FUBAR said:
:cough:



hehe
+1, especially in view of the post in the "wife/other half's comments" thread!

Jabbah

Original Poster:

1,331 posts

183 months

Tuesday 15th November 2011
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I couldn't possibly do that even if I had taken the photos myself and they had been used as public profile pics on FB, actually posting the pics on a public forum would probably be a bad idea.

Did you like the pics of the cerb in the other thread btw...?