What have BMW done?
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pb1695

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390 posts

199 months

Friday 18th November 2011
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Due to a fault with the roof of our LP560, we recieved a courtesy car from Lamborghini assist (via Enterprise) yesterday. I was expecting a little runaround, however, the delivery drivers turned up with a shiny new BMW 530d M Sport. In view of the suprise, I decided it would be innapropriate for our fleet manager to have the use of the BMW, so I did the decent thing and took it home myself.

Without wishing to sound like an old fart, I seem to remember BMW being the "Ultimate Driving Machine", and certainly my own recollection of driving various BMW's over the years was very positive.

What an absolute let down this car was. The plus points where the engine, loads of torque, very smooth and picked up quickly and the build quality - very nice interior! The steering however was appalling - little feeling, vague around the straight ahead and odd weighting up in corners. The suspension was extremely firm and unforgiving on anything but the motorway but strangely, lacked control at speed and over crests / undulations.

I had read that the car needed the adaptive suspension option ticked, but surely a BMW should be better than this as standard?

Luckily the Lamborghini was fixed the next day so the BMW went back. No wonder they now advertise "Joy" instead of the "Ultimate Driving Machine". I am not sure what Joy their is to be had with this car - please BMW, go back to making great driving cars.

Rant over.

Matt UK

18,080 posts

223 months

Friday 18th November 2011
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Yup, you are not wrong.

Not saying current BMWs are not 'good', they are just not 'me'

I bailed from BMW at the e39 5 series.

Caulkhead

4,938 posts

180 months

Friday 18th November 2011
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pb1695 said:
but surely a BMW should be better than this as standard?
I think most cars are bought these days by looking at the CO2 and MPG figures and that seems to be where BMW are focusing their efforts.

LuS1fer

43,265 posts

268 months

Friday 18th November 2011
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You're missing the point. People will still BELIEVE they are the ultimate driving machine and base all their perceptions on that car being a benchmark.

It's a bit like VW and Mercedes once resting on their "quality" laurels before being found out. An image is sometimes hard to lose if it's good enough and the contrary applies - to many, Skoda will always be a povery badge.

WillowPillow

324 posts

174 months

Friday 18th November 2011
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Unfortunately a modern BMW has turned into 'The Ultimate Washing Machine'

Crusoe

4,114 posts

254 months

Friday 18th November 2011
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New 3 getting good reviews as the best drivers car again, watched the autocar review of the new 328i on autocar at lunchtime.

12gauge

1,274 posts

197 months

Friday 18th November 2011
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Well obviously its not going to have the sense of occasion of a Lambo...

It simply needs be better than the substitutes/oppostion. Which it is.

pb1695

Original Poster:

390 posts

199 months

Friday 18th November 2011
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12gauge said:
Well obviously its not going to have the sense of occasion of a Lambo...

It simply needs be better than the substitutes/oppostion. Which it is.
Agreed however a Jaguar XF has lovely steering, compliant suspension with precise handling and a lovely engine - 3.0d or 5.0 S/C. It now even has a nice looking front end!

E30M3SE

8,485 posts

219 months

Friday 18th November 2011
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Blame the suspension and ride quality on the god awful run flats.

SWoll

21,816 posts

281 months

Friday 18th November 2011
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E30M3SE said:
Blame the suspension and ride quality on the god awful run flats.
And peoples obsession with ordering 19" wheels and M-Sport pack.

OP, if you think the 5 series was bad you need to drive and A6 S-Line...

Panda76

2,583 posts

173 months

Friday 18th November 2011
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Sounds like the servo/electronic steering mixed with crashy hard as nails runflats is further ruining the feel of the modern BMW.
I'm looking at a newer bimmer but this new steering system they have now is off putting.Crappy runflats can be swapped out.

Frances The Mute

1,816 posts

264 months

Friday 18th November 2011
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It's an increasing trend from BMW. Some call it progress, some call it evolution. Either way, the cars are becoming far too benign.

The early 90's is where they peaked in my opinion. The E34 5er, E36 3er and E38 7er were certainly premium products with a real agility that other manufacturers fell short of.

Still, the same can be said of most other premium marques.

Devil2575

13,400 posts

211 months

Friday 18th November 2011
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Matt UK said:
I bailed from BMW at the e39 5 series.
IMHO the E39 5 series is one of the best all rounders there is.

DLovett

329 posts

186 months

Friday 18th November 2011
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Here we go again...

rich_b

694 posts

269 months

Friday 18th November 2011
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Is the E60 standard suspension as bad?

Matt UK

18,080 posts

223 months

Friday 18th November 2011
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Devil2575 said:
Matt UK said:
I bailed from BMW at the e39 5 series.
IMHO the E39 5 series is one of the best all rounders there is.
Yup, probably my favourite all-rounder.

Lovely quiet cruiser, peachy 3.0 straight-six petrol engine and then fanastic poise for a barge when pushing on.

Peanuts to buy now, may consider one again...

Zod

35,295 posts

281 months

Friday 18th November 2011
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Steering of large front-engined saloon compares badly with steering of focused mid-engined sports car - shock!

To be serious for a moment, it may have had the awful variable electric steering that M Division will not allow near their cars.

AS for hte marketing phrase, it's always been "Freude am Fahren" in Germany - "Joy from driving" and they're just translating it.

Super Injunction

99 posts

178 months

Friday 18th November 2011
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SWoll said:
And peoples obsession with ordering 19" wheels and M-Sport pack.

OP, if you think the 5 series was bad you need to drive and A6 S-Line...
I have got the new A6 S Line and it is light years ahead in comfort stakes compared to my previous E60 (with M Sport pack obviously rolleyes )

However, I wasn't stupid enough to tick the box marked 'optional S Line suspension £0.00' and stuck with the Sport suspension it comes with as standard. Didn't change the wheels either smile

Panda76

2,583 posts

173 months

Friday 18th November 2011
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It's often said for a nice smooth ride opt for SE spec on 17's and tick a few boxes for comforts.The M suspension on big rims plus runflats is too crashy a ride.Depends on personal opinion of course.

J4CKO

45,934 posts

223 months

Friday 18th November 2011
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So you have a Lambo and arent all that impressed by a middling spec premium diesel repmobile biggrin