No doubt she got 4A grade A levels......
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RemainAllHoof said:
Serves her right for horsing around. She may well have got loads of As and thought she was very intelligent but she's an embarrassment for the university; they should hang her out to dry. That should take her down a peg or two.
Agreed, the uni should wash their hands of the whole sorry scenario.
ker calls the fire brigade out to something like this? 
rhinochopig said:
RemainAllHoof said:
Serves her right for horsing around. She may well have got loads of As and thought she was very intelligent but she's an embarrassment for the university; they should hang her out to dry. That should take her down a peg or two.
Agreed, the uni should wash their hands of the whole sorry scenario.
The last thing they need is to get tangled up in something like this.
I spent some time at the Fire Training College years ago and one of the instructors used to tell the tale of an old lady they'd been called to rescue from her bath chair. The carer couldn't pull her off it and every time they tried she screamed in agony.
So, the FB were called and on investigation they realised that her grapes had prolapsed out of her arse, dangled through the drain holes, and then swelled up locking her in place.
They had to cut the chair off, being very careful not to snip through the grapes. The poor lad who'd had to lie under the chair to do the cutting whilst staring at old lady piles and minge was positively traumatised by the whole experience. Still I expect the old dear wasn't to enamoured with the situation either.
So, the FB were called and on investigation they realised that her grapes had prolapsed out of her arse, dangled through the drain holes, and then swelled up locking her in place.
They had to cut the chair off, being very careful not to snip through the grapes. The poor lad who'd had to lie under the chair to do the cutting whilst staring at old lady piles and minge was positively traumatised by the whole experience. Still I expect the old dear wasn't to enamoured with the situation either.
rhinochopig said:
I spent some time at the Fire Training College years ago and one of the instructors used to tell the tale of an old lady they'd been called to rescue from her bath chair. The carer couldn't pull her off it and every time they tried she screamed in agony.
So, the FB were called and on investigation they realised that her grapes had prolapsed out of her arse, dangled through the drain holes, and then swelled up locking her in place.
They had to cut the chair off, being very careful not to snip through the grapes. The poor lad who'd had to lie under the chair to do the cutting whilst staring at old lady piles and minge was positively traumatised by the whole experience. Still I expect the old dear wasn't to enamoured with the situation either.
I'm mildly traumatised just reading about it.So, the FB were called and on investigation they realised that her grapes had prolapsed out of her arse, dangled through the drain holes, and then swelled up locking her in place.
They had to cut the chair off, being very careful not to snip through the grapes. The poor lad who'd had to lie under the chair to do the cutting whilst staring at old lady piles and minge was positively traumatised by the whole experience. Still I expect the old dear wasn't to enamoured with the situation either.
RemainAllHoof said:
she's an embarrassment for the university; they should hang her out to dry. That should take her down a peg or two.
Really? This is Derby Polytechnic, not Oxbridge! She's probably not the brightest soul if she ended up there, so probably doesn't have many more pegs to descend!!SlidingSideways said:
RemainAllHoof said:
she's an embarrassment for the university; they should hang her out to dry. That should take her down a peg or two.
Really? This is Derby Polytechnic, not Oxbridge! She's probably not the brightest soul if she ended up there, so probably doesn't have many more pegs to descend!!
I was just setting up for the pun not a discussion about educational standards.RemainAllHoof said:
SlidingSideways said:
RemainAllHoof said:
she's an embarrassment for the university; they should hang her out to dry. That should take her down a peg or two.
Really? This is Derby Polytechnic, not Oxbridge! She's probably not the brightest soul if she ended up there, so probably doesn't have many more pegs to descend!! I was just setting up for the pun not a discussion about educational standards.
There's a video of the retard on this link yarrr
http://www.studentbeans.com/worldweirdweb/fails/de...
http://www.studentbeans.com/worldweirdweb/fails/de...
RemainAllHoof said:
SlidingSideways said:
RemainAllHoof said:
she's an embarrassment for the university; they should hang her out to dry. That should take her down a peg or two.
Really? This is Derby Polytechnic, not Oxbridge! She's probably not the brightest soul if she ended up there, so probably doesn't have many more pegs to descend!! I was just setting up for the pun not a discussion about educational standards.rhinochopig said:
I spent some time at the Fire Training College years ago and one of the instructors used to tell the tale of an old lady they'd been called to rescue from her bath chair. The carer couldn't pull her off it and every time they tried she screamed in agony.
So, the FB were called and on investigation they realised that her grapes had prolapsed out of her arse, dangled through the drain holes, and then swelled up locking her in place.
They had to cut the chair off, being very careful not to snip through the grapes. The poor lad who'd had to lie under the chair to do the cutting whilst staring at old lady piles and minge was positively traumatised by the whole experience. Still I expect the old dear wasn't to enamoured with the situation either.
So, the FB were called and on investigation they realised that her grapes had prolapsed out of her arse, dangled through the drain holes, and then swelled up locking her in place.
They had to cut the chair off, being very careful not to snip through the grapes. The poor lad who'd had to lie under the chair to do the cutting whilst staring at old lady piles and minge was positively traumatised by the whole experience. Still I expect the old dear wasn't to enamoured with the situation either.
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