Things that make we smile when driving....

[Moley RUFC]

....belts, coats and jackets dragging along the road in closed drivers doors.

....bogey picking men/women pretending to be just scratching their face when busted.

Come on PH what makes you smile when driving. (Not including the £50 happy ending tales)

[Powerrr]

Tits n nipples

[Moley RUFC]

...bad spelling on thread starters

[Byard]

When people understeer/oversteer into corners.

Women putting makeup on / looking in mirror then look up to find they are suddenly heading towards the kerb and snatch the steering back.

Everyone stood still at a roundabout since everyone gives way to people on their right.

People who get right up my arse on the straights when they have a much faster car then you. Ofcourse your car is faster in a straight line...


Actually the last one is annoynig as it is funny.

[Moley RUFC]

The understeer/oversteer is a good one for a chuckle

[robmlufc]

Top totty nearly causing a massive pile up by simply walking along minding her own business.

[marcosgt]

Moley RUFC said:

The understeer/oversteer is a good one for a chuckle

I have to admit to laughing when I saw a BMW oversteer through someones fence once!

No-one (except the fence) was hurt and I suspect an element was relief as initially he was broadside in front of me with nowhere for me to go, so it was good to see his wheels get grip and him disappear off the road!

M

[The Black Flash]

So this is "laughing at other people's misfortunes" really then?

A nice, snappy, h&t downchange for me, every time.

[Frances The Mute]

Watching MLM's get wound up and mashing the pedal into the floor when you undertake them.

Popping on the over-run fills me with a warm glow, too.

[Moley RUFC]

The Black Flash said:

So this is "laughing at other people's misfortunes" really then?

A nice, snappy, h&t downchange for me, every time.

More laughing at somebody's own doing I think.

[attym3]

People crossing the road at pelican crossings too late then doing the "jerk dance" not knowing whether to carry on or go back

[Moley RUFC]

attym3 said:

People crossing the road at pelican crossings too late then doing the "jerk dance" not knowing whether to carry on or go back

Very good. Although I'm a culprit of that. I often find myself running like a treadmill speeding up whilst knowing full well the people queuing at the crossing must be pissing themselves

[NavSat]

Misbadged cars.

Badly parked cars.

and Alfas...cos i love 'em. - (even a battered 1.6 V-reg 156)

[paulm3]

NavSat said:

Misbadged cars.

Badly parked cars.

+1

[marcosgt]

The Black Flash said:

So this is "laughing at other people's misfortunes" really then?

A nice, snappy, h&t downchange for me, every time.

Didn't say I was proud of it

Nice classic car does it for me or someone clearly singing along to their radio/CD/MP3 player.

M.

[CurvaParabolica]

Passing someone with fogs/DRLs on and thinking "PH would be going nuts if they just saw what I saw".

That, and drivers who have their stick-on sat nav located right in front of them, which I guess is more alarming than funny. But I still laugh.

[SWoll]

People who indicate left when joining a dual carriageway at a junction.

CurvaParabolica said:

That, and drivers who have their stick-on sat nav located right in front of them, which I guess is more alarming than funny. But I still laugh.

Always amazes me that.

Also, women who sit so close to the steering wheel that their "shirt potatoes" get caught when having to apply any steering lock.

Any MB with a single exhaust, elegance badges on the sides, and ***55AMG badges on the back. Seriously, who are you fooling?

Edited by SWoll on Friday 25th November 12:58

[esvcg]

silly large wheels on the wrong car, normally corsa's. I saw a bmw 116i with 19's, but still on original suspension so sat very high and with an m badge on the wing - just to make it even better the bloke had a large gold chain, mr t style!

people tailgating you in small low power cars on m'ways, and when you move over, it takes them about 5 minutes to gather speed to pass you.

dogs with their heads out of the window - they always look like they're really enjoying it!

[ApexJimi]

Getting waves from other MX5 drivers (or another driver of a nice car)

[broker1]

Little 'uns looking back over their shoulders and sometimes pointing as they're escorted (dragged!) across the road/crossing. Anything fast looking with stripes gets appreciation from kids it seems.

Kids make the best PHers.