The end of the month. An 1920's authors view

[dixiebabes]

I arrived at my previous abode to see and carress my favourite the wedge. She smiled in her cheeky ol way. I retrieved the ignition key from the parental home. I placed the starter in the female barrel and after a few slow turns she erupted into action like i knew she would. But for one problem, she had fallen out of love from me and been attracted to a warm comfy M5 laid on the other side of the tracks. His rampant beating v10 with cruise control was too much it sent her over the edge she was in love love i tell you, the greatest love she had ever felt.

It was a love that should'nt be, but she resisted she wanted the German count and she wanted him bad.

So being a chivalrous englishman as i am i stopped her pugile lefts and rights, and called out "Stop behave you belong to me"

NOW GET YOUR ARSE INTO GEAR AND START UP CAUSE YOU ARE GUNNA GET YOUR ASS REVVED OFF YA bh!!!!!!!!!!!!


Dix

[mrzigazaga]

..Your mad you are..You been at the vodka again mate..Ziga

[dixiebabes]

Just ran out of it Marcos and im stuck to find a selling point for another jereboam of liquid joy LOL.

AKA

Aye mate just ran out and need a couple more doubles ...kid

Dix

[mrzigazaga]

Thought so...Ive got some rusty but im not drinking it now..Off 2 bed!!..Speak soon..Ziga

[Jonny weggie]

ONE word -- Loony comes to mind.Voddy drinking bastid.lol.
Stick to the Rusty's.

[dixiebabes]

Wednesday was a bad day i tell ya!!!


Dix