Find me a really well written private ad

[V8Wagon]

Gonna be advertising my car over the next day or two and wanna make the ad look as good as possible. I've got some decent interior exterior pics. Can anyone link me to what they consider to be a good ad so I can steal their good ideas?

If this guy can get a bid within hours of listing then maybe I won't bother....

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2001-BMW-M3-SILVER-/3208...

[ShampooEfficient]

What the juddering feck. It looks like I wrote it during my ADHD phase.

[SBN]

hilarious, i had to read it at least a few times to understand it.

Although - it is ebay so the bid is probably from a mate

[V8Wagon]

So go on then..other end of the scale. Link me a stonking ad so I can be lazy and simply steal their good ideas!

[aka_kerrly]

Anyone able to translate it?

[*Al*]

Good ad. i've just bought it!

[Reardy Mister]

This one is a fairly well written private ad:

http://www.classifieds.co.uk/uk/personals/casual_r...


I will concede there is some clumsy sentence structure in places, but overall, not bad.

[twazzock]

aka_kerrly said:

Anyone able to translate it?

All I could work out is that the car is his princess (the engine is no king).

[daveyboy996]

That was lucky how the bidder found that M3 to bid on within 4 minutes of the ad being placed.

Shame the bid was less than the reserve.

Shill bidding as well?

[V8Wagon]

Reardy Mister said:

This one is a fairly well written private ad:

http://www.classifieds.co.uk/uk/personals/casual_r...


I will concede there is some clumsy sentence structure in places, but overall, not bad.

Ba***rd! Maybe I could meet some minger who'd dress in PVC and drape herself over it for one of those 'use the missus to sell the car' ads!

[stropley]

aka_kerrly said:

Anyone able to translate it?

Oh . . . wheels!

[aka_kerrly]

twazzock said:

aka_kerrly said:

Anyone able to translate it?

All I could work out is that the car is his princess (the engine is no king).

That cracked me up.