Occupy Animal Farm
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eyebeebe

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3,870 posts

264 months

Friday 2nd December 2011
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From today's Times. I cannot find the words to describe how I feel about this. It's a mixture of Schadenfreude and irony biggrin

The Times said:
It was supposed to be a protest against the evils of capitalism, among other things, but the St Paul’s Cathedral campers have been spending as much of their time on their own economic affairs as on the global financial system.
It was on Tuesday evening, after the campers had gathered for a meeting about money in their unofficial conference space, a Starbucks, that the equal people first came to blows with those who, to some minds, are more equal than others.
While some Occupy London demonstrators cradled cappuccinos and others drank nothing because they considered the coffee house to be a “symbol of capitalism”, heated exchanges took place over the state of the financial system — the one within the campsite.
The self-appointed finance committee, angry voices among the protesters have since claimed, had turned into an all-powerful and unaccountable force comparable to the ruling elite in George Orwell’s political satire Animal Farm.
Yesterday, amid a growing row over transparency and allocation of funds, the committee, which consists of between four and six people, stood down en masse. One of its key members, Tess Jones, 25, from New York, said, however, that she would stay on and help to form an interim committee after receiving a vote of confidence.
During Tuesday’s meeting, the camp’s first aid team and “tranquillity” team, which is responsible for welfare and night patrols, had asked the committee for £1,200 to buy equipment including walkie-talkies and trauma kits for treating stab and gunshot wounds.
The request came after what protesters described as threats and safety concerns at the site. The committee was accused of dithering and withholding money, putting campers at risk. It was claimed that it reduced funds for food, while other working groups such as the technology tent were able to buy expensive equipment.
Last week, the committee said that a drop in donations meant that it would have to be “stricter” about funding. The camp’s bank balance was £12,000, Ms Jones said yesterday, including £8,000 in an account held by the London Camp for Climate Change and £4,000 cash in a secure location off site. She added that about £25,000 has been donated to the camp by well-wishers since it formed seven weeks ago.
As tensions rose at the meeting, Ms Jones was implicitly accused of using the donations to fund flights to New York, prompting her to storm out in exasperation at the “wild rumours”. The first aiders and the tranquillity group stood down in protest at their treatment by the “elitist” committee, though both have since reformed.
Yesterday, Ms Jones, who did a master’s degree in sociology at the London School of Economics, said that the allegation was completely untrue and that she and her mother had paid for the flights in question. After The Times was contacted by a whistleblower and made inquiries, the committee announced its disbandment.
Ms Jones said: “We had a public meeting, and there was support and faith in the finance group. We decided that the working group will no longer be doing the finances . . . We are now trying to move forward, and deal with rumours and negativity.”
She said that the maximum balance ever held by the camp was £17,000, but an anonymous whistleblower said: “About two weeks ago we had £21,000 in donations and there must have been more now but they said there would be no more money for the food tent or the tranquillity tent and that the legal team couldn’t use taxis or buy stationery.
“We want to know where all the money has gone. The people who made the donations thought it was going to feed us but one younger mother has had to leave because they said there was not enough food.
“It is becoming a nightmare and people are starting to leave. It is becoming intimidating. If you don’t agree with what the leaders say they shout at you and can be quite aggressive. We are now being ruled by an elite inner circle. They are telling us what to think.”
She said the two main leaders were two veteran anarchists in their 40s or 50s, and three people in their 20s. “Paul [in his 40s or 50s] has written a charter which gives all the power to a tiny group of people,” she added. “We are all calling it the Animal Farm manifesto. They are always smartly dressed. I don’t know how they manage it when we are all camping, and they go off and have these secret meetings at Starbucks. A small number have decided they are more equal and are controlling the rest of us.”
Edited by eyebeebe on Friday 2nd December 10:52

Puggit

49,829 posts

279 months

Friday 2nd December 2011
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Sounds like most councils! Run by champagne socialists who just bicker the whole time and can't wait to get their hands on shiny ipads (paid for by public funds of course).

98elise

32,801 posts

192 months

Friday 2nd December 2011
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Fantastic.....smile

muffinmenace

1,100 posts

219 months

Friday 2nd December 2011
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That brightened my day smile

KrazyIvan

4,341 posts

206 months

Friday 2nd December 2011
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Ah that's made my day, even in small groups all looking to the same ends, socialism fails. I do like they way that in protest of capitalism they held it that little known coffee shop call Starbucks hehe

Ever ever there was a need for a Nelson Muntz "HaHa", this is it.

richarda0109

313 posts

196 months

Friday 2nd December 2011
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Brilliant - made my week
the give away line was "masters degree in sociology"
Want to quote / mis quote Jeremy Clarkson at this point but I'm sure I will not be able to wink

otolith

69,573 posts

235 months

Friday 2nd December 2011
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Great Pretender

26,140 posts

245 months

Friday 2nd December 2011
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>sits back in chair and smiles smugly<

I do however feel sorry for all those who have been disrupted by these imbeciles.

Digga

48,528 posts

314 months

Friday 2nd December 2011
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This is better than that "I'm a nonentity get me out of here!" in the jungle show. Coudln't we fence them in, feed the 'rations' and watch the tempers boil over? In the interest of culture of course.

Rude-boy

22,227 posts

264 months

Friday 2nd December 2011
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What surprises me is that it is a surprise to them!

mondeoman

11,430 posts

297 months

Friday 2nd December 2011
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People being people

There is always someone who wants to be top-dog and these numbnuts have finally realised that.

Gotta have a big belly laugh at them for their combined stupidity.

Great Pretender

26,140 posts

245 months

Friday 2nd December 2011
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Digga said:
This is better than that "I'm a nonentity get me out of here!" in the jungle show. Coudln't we fence them in, feed the 'rations' and watch the tempers boil over? In the interest of culture of course.
With Clarkson presenting yes

MX7

7,902 posts

205 months

Friday 2nd December 2011
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They are the 99%.

I like the idea of two veteran anarchists writing a charter.

Rude-boy

22,227 posts

264 months

Friday 2nd December 2011
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mondeoman said:
People being people

There is always someone who wants to be top-dog and these numbnuts have finally realised that.

Gotta have a big belly laugh at them for their combined stupidity.
For me the thing is, without trying to get all A level English on this, that one of the main things Orwell was highlighting was that regardless of the system put in place to ensure order there will always have to be a pyramid of authority and there is only space for one at the top of a pyramid.

Even if it is 99.9999r% of people entirely equal there will always have to be a chair of a meeting or someone organising and responsible for the collection of the votes or to spearhead the actions voted upon. Therefore there will always be some pigs which are more equal than others and, in essence, exemplifies why pure Communism is even more flawed as a political system than democracy which, let’s face it is fairly crap as it stands hehe


Rude-boy

22,227 posts

264 months

Friday 2nd December 2011
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MX7 said:
They are the 99%.

I like the idea of two veteran anarchists writing a charter.
Posted as I was typing and answering calls but yes this is exactly the sort of thing I was banging on about in my post above.

As for it being the veteran anarchists being in a position of authority my mind boggles at how they must have justified that to themselves given the utterly diametrically opposite aims/ideals.

scotal

8,751 posts

310 months

Friday 2nd December 2011
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Rude-boy said:
As for it being the veteran anarchists being in a position of authority my mind boggles at how they must have justified that to themselves given the utterly diametrically opposite aims/ideals.
"We are smashing the system from within, brother."

As quoted to me by an SWP member when I asked why some of them were paid to work for the party, and why they took paying work in for their printing press whne it wasn's prinitng their stupid newspaper.

Regiment

2,799 posts

190 months

Friday 2nd December 2011
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No matter how big or small a society is or what the society's goals are, there will always be this mysterious 99% which everyone seems to equate themselves to being part of.

Fact of the matter is, 99% of all of the globe's issues are caused by 99% of the population.

Rude-boy

22,227 posts

264 months

Friday 2nd December 2011
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scotal said:
"We are smashing the system from within, brother."

As quoted to me by an SWP member when I asked why some of them were paid to work for the party, and why they took paying work in for their printing press whne it wasn's prinitng their stupid newspaper.
I’ve heard that one.
They don’t like it when you argue with that sort of reply do they? Had one a few years ago who was justifying that they worked for 6 months or so of the year to fund the 6 months or so that they spend ‘protesting’

“So basically you are nothing more than a deluded, workshy, balshy wish I was still a student type who views life as one long gap year?”

“No, I am fighting for the universal rights of mankind and standing up to the capitalist oppressors.”

“By working for them for 6 months of the year ?”

“No by taking money out of their hands and using it to fund the downfall of their empire, breaking the system from within and then using their money to attack from outside!”

“Hmm. Have a little think on this. Mr Nasty Businessman employees you to make widgets which, on average, you receive let us say 1p per widget for. It is most likely that in order to make it worth his while to own and run a factory making widgets that he has calculated the cost per widget to include your labour, materials, factory, factory running costs, etc and doubled it to add in their profit margin. So as a direct result of your labour you have earned him as much money to fight you as you have to fight him. Except that he has also earned money on the material costs, the factory costs, and so on meaning that you will always make less than him. That is also before you think about the fact that whilst you are busy making widgets for 6 months of the year he is busy running his business and amassing greater wealth, knowledge and power to defend himself and the livelihood of his permanent staff against you.”

“F-off you Nazi capitalist oppressor.”

“So I’ll mark that down as another victory for capitalism then shall I?”


Edited by Rude-boy on Friday 2nd December 12:38

mondeoman

11,430 posts

297 months

Friday 2nd December 2011
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Rude-boy said:
scotal said:
"We are smashing the system from within, brother."

As quoted to me by an SWP member when I asked why some of them were paid to work for the party, and why they took paying work in for their printing press whne it wasn's prinitng their stupid newspaper.
I’ve heard that one.
They don’t like it when you argue with that sort of reply do they? Had one a few years ago who was justifying that they worked for 6 months or so of the year to fund the 6 months or so that they spend ‘protesting’

“So basically you are nothing more than a deluded, workshy, balshy wish I was still a student type who views life as one long gap year?”

“No, I am fighting for the universal rights of mankind and standing up to the capitalist oppressors.”

“By working for them for 6 months of the year ?”

“No by taking money out of their hands and using it to fund the downfall of their empire, breaking the system from within and then using their money to attack from outside!”

“Hmm. Have a little think on this. Mr Nasty Businessman employees you to make widgets which, on average, you receive let us say 1p per widget for. It is most likely that in order to make it worth his while to own and run a factory making widgets that he has calculated the cost per widget to include your labour, materials, factory, factory running costs, etc and doubled it to add in their profit margin. So as I direct result of your labour you have earned him as much money to fight you as you have to fight him. Except that he has also earned money on the material costs, the factory costs, and so on meaning that you will always make less than him. That is also before you think about the fact that whilst you are busy making widgets for 6 months of the year he is busy running his business and amassing greater wealth, knowledge and power to defend himself and the livelihood of his permanent staff against you.”

“F-off you Nazi capitalist oppressor.”

“So I’ll mark that down as another victory for capitalism then shall I?”
hehe

roflroflrofl

in fact , have another rofl

Ozzie Osmond

21,189 posts

277 months

Friday 2nd December 2011
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I Jeremy Clarkson on their finance committee? If not, I think he should be appointed, together with Harry Matcalfe of EVO magazine. Since both of them are opinionated and love talking (but hate listening) to their dedicated/paid followers I would think it might liven things up nicely!