i dont find my new M5 exciting enough.
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had my E39 M5 for six months now. and i am finding it so tiresome.the previous owner had it chipped to 436bhp but it's just not quick enough, what with the type of roads and speed limit's we have in the uk. just doesnt excite me at all.
i do not smile at all everytime i drive it.
i never marvel at what it does and more importantly how it does it.
it's terrible on tyres and petrol.
in fact i cant stand it.
ps. does anyone want to buy an F355.
i havent used it for the last 3 months..
i do not smile at all everytime i drive it.
i never marvel at what it does and more importantly how it does it.
it's terrible on tyres and petrol.
in fact i cant stand it.
ps. does anyone want to buy an F355.
i havent used it for the last 3 months..
pneumothorax said:
had my E39 M5 for six months now. and i am finding it so tiresome.the previous owner had it chipped to 436bhp but it's just not quick enough, what with the type of roads and speed limit's we have in the uk. just doesnt excite me at all.
i do not smile at all everytime i drive it.
i never marvel at what it does and more importantly how it does it.
it's terrible on tyres and petrol.
in fact i cant stand it.
ps. does anyone want to buy an F355.
i havent used it for the last 3 months..
Mate, you sure know how to sell a car. Just sell it and move on.i do not smile at all everytime i drive it.
i never marvel at what it does and more importantly how it does it.
it's terrible on tyres and petrol.
in fact i cant stand it.
ps. does anyone want to buy an F355.
i havent used it for the last 3 months..
pneumothorax said:
had my E39 M5 for six months now. and i am finding it so tiresome.the previous owner had it chipped to 436bhp but it's just not quick enough, what with the type of roads and speed limit's we have in the uk. just doesnt excite me at all.
i do not smile at all everytime i drive it.
i never marvel at what it does and more importantly how it does it.
it's terrible on tyres and petrol.
in fact i cant stand it.
ps. does anyone want to buy an F355.
i havent used it for the last 3 months..
i do not smile at all everytime i drive it.
i never marvel at what it does and more importantly how it does it.
it's terrible on tyres and petrol.
in fact i cant stand it.
ps. does anyone want to buy an F355.
i havent used it for the last 3 months..

ok. for those who dont get it...the clue is in where she has her tongue.
i bought this car, my first bmw back in july. hadnt really lusted after one but needed a four door saloon for a few trips and did not think that it was going to be a keeper.
my other car has always been my kind of tool,much more focused etc etc.
every time i get in it it astounds me.
i know the E39 needs no more fan boy's on here.
however, my ironic post was prompted by another thread in which an ex owner seems to feel the need to explain at length why he was thoroughly let down with his experience with one of these cars and i truly dont understand where he can possibly be coming from.hence moved to post.
i mean each to there own. but i really cant comprehend how, using a car on uk roads, one could possibly comment, for example that these car's are not quick enough.
compared to what??
my M5 is epic. it was remapped prior to my purchase. made 406.9 hp with 395.4 lb/ft as it was and 423.4/408.1
after being fettled.
i am a complete and utter convert.
what a car!
i bought this car, my first bmw back in july. hadnt really lusted after one but needed a four door saloon for a few trips and did not think that it was going to be a keeper.
my other car has always been my kind of tool,much more focused etc etc.
every time i get in it it astounds me.
i know the E39 needs no more fan boy's on here.
however, my ironic post was prompted by another thread in which an ex owner seems to feel the need to explain at length why he was thoroughly let down with his experience with one of these cars and i truly dont understand where he can possibly be coming from.hence moved to post.
i mean each to there own. but i really cant comprehend how, using a car on uk roads, one could possibly comment, for example that these car's are not quick enough.
compared to what??
my M5 is epic. it was remapped prior to my purchase. made 406.9 hp with 395.4 lb/ft as it was and 423.4/408.1
after being fettled.
i am a complete and utter convert.
what a car!
Edited by pneumothorax on Tuesday 6th December 08:09
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You don't chip them. 436bhp would require a lot more work than a remap. Headers,race cats and remap and you'd be doing well at 436bhp.






