Xmas Gifts for your cars
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Longers said:
I shall be treating my S the same as my wife...
To start with a relaxing all over body massage with some expensive creams. Then I'll gently get her warmed up by taking her out and spending £40 filling her with drink before climbing aboard for a good thrash down a country lane
SwissTony lives!!To start with a relaxing all over body massage with some expensive creams. Then I'll gently get her warmed up by taking her out and spending £40 filling her with drink before climbing aboard for a good thrash down a country lane

After that thrashing down a country lane, she'll need a good fettle.....
WASHING A CAR
Washing a car, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You've got to caress the bodywork. Breathe softly and gently. And give every inch of it your loving attention. And make sure you've got a nice wet sponge.
WASHING A CAR
Washing a car, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You've got to caress the bodywork. Breathe softly and gently. And give every inch of it your loving attention. And make sure you've got a nice wet sponge.
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