Jack Daniels does it again.

[Liquid Knight]

A few years ago I had a drinking contest and the next day I had won a Lancia Beta on eBay.

This morning (following another Jack Daniels session) I'm the highest bidder on this...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/230714526828?ssPageName=...

...oh dear.

The other Lebarons are all over a grand and I have only bid £200 so I could be in for a bargain, even though I hate automatics. Doesn't look as rusty as the Lancia did at least. I'm sure whoever "Big Moma" is she'd be glad to know the car could end up in my safe hands.

Have you ever bought something when drunk you have later regreted (Kebabs don't count)?

Is there some kind of breathilizer that locks laptops?

Of course; this thread is about daft things you have bought when drunk and not an attempt to get a Pistonhead to outbid me.

[jon-]

So much win if you end up buying that.

[Agoogy]

jon- said:

So much win if you end up buying that.

WTF?
He'll have to buy if he wins the auction?
He wins something else if he wins the auction
He wins something else if he buys it?

Form a proper sentence ffs...

Or if you want, you can join a kids forum and use words like 'epic' 'want' and 'win' in new and trendy ways, that way you can feel part of something....something retarded.



Sorry...but this yanky-internet-abbreviated-phrase-crap is really pissing me off today....ignore me..I know you already have...

[Liquid Knight]

I'll have the "No7" graphic on the bonnet to remind me not to drink anywhere near a computer again.


P.S I'd also like to apologise for some of the Pistonheads post I may have made last night as well.

[Morba]

Agoogy said:

WTF?
He'll have to buy if he wins the auction?
He wins something else if he wins the auction
He wins something else if he buys it?

Form a proper sentence ffs...

Or if you want, you can join a kids forum and use words like 'epic' 'want' and 'win' in new and trendy ways, that way you can feel part of something....something retarded.



Sorry...but this yanky-internet-abbreviated-phrase-crap is really pissing me off today....ignore me..I know you already have...

I see that you are tolerant and accepting, clearly someone moving with the times...

[DavidHM]

A flight on Concorde as a present for my Dad, when I was 21 and skint.

A Concorde crashed in Paris between my bid and the booking and I was refunded.

[poprock]

Agoogy said:

Sorry...but this yanky-internet-abbreviated-phrase-crap is really pissing me off today....ignore me..I know you already have...

I’m mildly amused by your use of ‘wtf’, ‘ffs’ and ‘retarded’ in the context of your anti-yankee-internet-abbreviated-phrase-crap rant.

Back on topic though, I bought my first car on a drunken eBay adventure. It was a Porsche. Oops.

[Rsohyes]

Agoogy said:

jon- said:

So much win if you end up buying that.

WTF?
He'll have to buy if he wins the auction?
He wins something else if he wins the auction
He wins something else if he buys it?

Form a proper sentence ffs...

Or if you want, you can join a kids forum and use words like 'epic' 'want' and 'win' in new and trendy ways, that way you can feel part of something....something retarded.



Sorry...but this yanky-internet-abbreviated-phrase-crap is really pissing me off today....ignore me..I know you already have...

I used to think like that, then I took an arrow to the knee...

[jimxms]

poprock said:

I’m mildly amused by your use of ‘wtf’, ‘ffs’ and ‘retarded’ in the context of your anti-yankee-internet-abbreviated-phrase-crap .

Pwnd!

[Agoogy]

I am extremely tolerant...normally, but this use of want - "so much of" of it and win " so much of" that too...ridiculous.

FFS and WTF are etxt speak I've moved with those times out of necessity and 160 character messages.
retarded is a well known English word to imply stupidity, it's not a nice word, I'm not proud of using it this context but there you go...it was a measure of epic amounts of hate I have for this.

[Liquid Knight]

poprock said:

Agoogy said:

Sorry...but this yanky-internet-abbreviated-phrase-crap is really pissing me off today....ignore me..I know you already have...

I’m mildly amused by your use of ‘wtf’, ‘ffs’ and ‘retarded’ in the context of your anti-yankee-internet-abbreviated-phrase-crap rant.

I thought the use of "wtf" was genius post critique irony and the American phrase was used due to it being an American car.

Wasn't a 924 was it?

[littleredrooster]

So it's not just me then? Beer + keyboard = bad idea. I either end up bad-mouthing somebody for their stupidity (not difficult sometimes!) or buying something at silly-o-clock after the pub shuts.

Five cameras and a SatNag in the past year it would seem.

[J4CKO]

That is like waking up next to Anne Widdecombe as an equivalent drunken action.

A more handsome Baron for you,

[jon-]

Agoogy said:

I am extremely tolerant...normally, but this use of want - "so much of" of it and win " so much of" that too...ridiculous.

FFS and WTF are etxt speak I've moved with those times out of necessity and 160 character messages.
retarded is a well known English word to imply stupidity, it's not a nice word, I'm not proud of using it this context but there you go...it was a measure of epic amounts of hate I have for this.

This should cheer you up.



LOLOROFLECAKE.

[poprock]

Agoogy said:

‘win’ ... ridiculous.

‘epic’ amounts of hate I have for this.

I see what you did there. Very droll.

Liquid Knight said:

Wasn't a 924 was it?

944, actually. I have some standards, even when three sheets to the wind.

[iphonedyou]

Agoogy said:

I am extremely tolerant...normally, but this use of want - "so much of" of it and win " so much of" that too...ridiculous.

FFS and WTF are etxt speak I've moved with those times out of necessity and 160 character messages.
retarded is a well known English word to imply stupidity, it's not a nice word, I'm not proud of using it this context but there you go...it was a measure of epic amounts of hate I have for this.

Your internet is limited to 160 characters?

[jimxms]

iphonedyou said:

Your internet is limited to 160 characters?

AOL FTW, LOLERCOASTER!

[Liquid Knight]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/230714526828?ssPageName=...


Just in case any of you have a few to drink later here's the link again.

[SlimRick]

Liquid Knight said:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/230714526828?ssPageName=...


Just in case any of you have a few to drink later here's the link again.

I don't have enough alcohol in the house to make that seem like a good idea.

[Dave Hedgehog]

next to me i have a glass topped side table being held up by a dragon clambering around a castle

I had been on the magners for 12 hours when i bid on that lol