To the little twice driving the white Fiesta in Basingstoke.
To the little twice driving the white Fiesta in Basingstoke.
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schmalex

Original Poster:

13,616 posts

228 months

Saturday 10th December 2011
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If you see a car approach fast behind you in the outside lane of the dual carriageway, do not:

1: pull straight in front of them with less than a car length for the poor schmuck to react in
2: not indicate when you are pulling your cool move in your little stbox

You are fking lucky that my lad was in the car, as otherwise, you would be in North Hants hospital right now, with doctors trying to figure out how to pull the fragments of your teeth out of your oesophagus.

It is really fking dangerous to pull out on someone travelling about 30mph quicker than you, you little Neanderthal prick. Furthermore, by way of an apology, calling someone a wker really doesn't cut the mustard.

In short, learn to drive properly before endangering others you stupid little thunder.

MJK 24

5,670 posts

258 months

Saturday 10th December 2011
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You need to calm down.

SV8Predator

2,102 posts

187 months

Saturday 10th December 2011
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Why's he ranting and raving at us?

Safer, I suppose, than at the actual fella. He may have responded.

Rsohyes

324 posts

174 months

Saturday 10th December 2011
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i find that the PIT maneuver is very helpful in this situation

2 sMoKiN bArReLs

31,656 posts

257 months

Saturday 10th December 2011
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Little twice?

null

13,816 posts

213 months

Saturday 10th December 2011
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The little little?

CampDavid

9,145 posts

220 months

Saturday 10th December 2011
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schmalex said:
If you see a car approach fast behind you in the outside lane of the dual carriageway, do not:

1: pull straight in front of them with less than a car length for the poor schmuck to react in
2: not indicate when you are pulling your cool move in your little stbox

You are fking lucky that my lad was in the car, as otherwise, you would be in North Hants hospital right now, with doctors trying to figure out how to pull the fragments of your teeth out of your oesophagus.

It is really fking dangerous to pull out on someone travelling about 30mph quicker than you, you little Neanderthal prick. Furthermore, by way of an apology, calling someone a wker really doesn't cut the mustard.

In short, learn to drive properly before endangering others you stupid little thunder.
You sound mental

badlands1

845 posts

175 months

Saturday 10th December 2011
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laugh sorry, If in a near fight and if someone used a word like oesophagus in front of me, I would roll about laughing.

Rawwr

22,722 posts

256 months

Saturday 10th December 2011
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schmalex said:
If you see a car approach fast behind you in the outside lane of the dual carriageway, do not:

1: pull straight in front of them with less than a car length for the poor schmuck to react in
2: not indicate when you are pulling your cool move in your little stbox

You are fking lucky that my lad was in the car, as otherwise, you would be in North Hants hospital right now, with doctors trying to figure out how to pull the fragments of your teeth out of your oesophagus.

It is really fking dangerous to pull out on someone travelling about 30mph quicker than you, you little Neanderthal prick. Furthermore, by way of an apology, calling someone a wker really doesn't cut the mustard.

In short, learn to drive properly before endangering others you stupid little thunder.
Consider Horlicks.

schmalex

Original Poster:

13,616 posts

228 months

Saturday 10th December 2011
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He really pissed me off, as he very nearly took the front of my car off. It's not often I get angered by people.

And to make it worse, my wife is watching Sickly Come Dancing on our only TV. Grrrrr

Rawwr

22,722 posts

256 months

Saturday 10th December 2011
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Seriously, Horlicks.

schmalex

Original Poster:

13,616 posts

228 months

Saturday 10th December 2011
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I think you're right

null

13,816 posts

213 months

Saturday 10th December 2011
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hehe

Rawwr

22,722 posts

256 months

Saturday 10th December 2011
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I haven't been wrong about anything since 1987. I didn't enjoy the experience so decided not to do it again.

Y282

20,566 posts

194 months

Saturday 10th December 2011
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Sorry chaps, just got here. Had to drive like a bit of a tt to make it in time, i'm borrowing a crappy white fester for the day. So, what did i m... Oh.

JayTee94

10,974 posts

179 months

Saturday 10th December 2011
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schmalex said:
Sickly Come Dancing on our only TV. Grrrrr
Not too bad. It has Holly Vallance in it. lick

getmecoat

y2blade

56,258 posts

237 months

Saturday 10th December 2011
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you need to chillax man rolleyes

rowey200

429 posts

203 months

Saturday 10th December 2011
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schmalex said:


It is really fking dangerous to pull out on someone travelling about 30mph quicker than you, you little Neanderthal prick.


...bit weird, why was he travelling at only 40mph on a dual carriageway? biggrin

badlands1

845 posts

175 months

Saturday 10th December 2011
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You need to keep your oesophagus shut and chill out. laugh

BDR529

3,560 posts

196 months

Saturday 10th December 2011
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Y282 said:
Sorry chaps, just got here. Had to drive like a bit of a tt to make it in time, i'm borrowing a crappy white fester for the day. So, what did i m... Oh.
hehe