Leather seat sniffing
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road hog

Original Poster:

2,644 posts

235 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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or is it just me that would like to snif these seats

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2004-AUDI-S4-QUATTRO-CAB...

DanGPR

991 posts

193 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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Says it all about the kind of people an 8 year old S4 cab appeals to...

Chicharito

1,017 posts

173 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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Not this *again*....

Glassman

24,296 posts

237 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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Looks like he sold the E39 and bought her some lingerie

r1ch

2,949 posts

218 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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I'd just buy the seat.

XitUp

7,690 posts

226 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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Just you. Do you go snarfing too?

Scrambled

589 posts

188 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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WTF? Get a woman and have sex, that'll help calm your peverted tendencies!

BTW, she's a minger as well.

RemainAllHoof

79,199 posts

304 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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XitUp said:
Just you. Do you go snarfing too?
Ah.

2. snarfer 28 up, 15 down
1. Sniffing, or puttong your face on girls bicycle seats. Favored target is Chubby girls or girls with a yest infection because of the strong aroma.

vomit

Reminds me of Space Corp Directive 196156...

jimxms

1,635 posts

182 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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Oh my goodness. Before I'd even consider buying that car I'd want the seats ripped out and replaced. Either that or some kind of extreme deep clean treatment on them.

XitUp

7,690 posts

226 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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Scrambled said:
WTF? Get a woman and have sex, that'll help calm your peverted tendencies!

BTW, she's a minger as well.
First point, I agree.

Second point, nah, I'd smash it.

Scrambled

589 posts

188 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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XitUp said:
First point, I agree.

Second point, nah, I'd smash it.
biggrin Like your style but I suspect she has already been smashed many a time. Welly top springs to mind for some reason.

Chicharito

1,017 posts

173 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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Scrambled said:
biggrin Like your style but I suspect she has already been smashed many a time. Welly top springs to mind for some reason.
'Like throwing a sausage down the Mersey tunnel'

jimxms

1,635 posts

182 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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Chicharito said:
'Like throwing a sausage down the Mersey tunnel'
Like parking a tonka toy in the channel tunnel?

paulwoof

1,713 posts

177 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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i remember one of the cars used in the film fast and furious was up for sale which was driven by one of the girls. think it was up for a bout £25000, i offered him 20 quid to come round and sniff the seats. never got a reply though.

Glassman

24,296 posts

237 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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jimxms said:
Chicharito said:
'Like throwing a sausage down the Mersey tunnel'
Like parking a tonka toy in the channel tunnel?
a 2mm drillbit in a mine shaft

XitUp

7,690 posts

226 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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My tiny penis in her capacious vagina.

busta

4,504 posts

255 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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XitUp said:
My tiny penis in her capacious vagina.
hehe

AndrewW-G

11,968 posts

239 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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I'm sure for £50 you could sniff the girl instead of just the car seats!

Glassman

24,296 posts

237 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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AndrewW-G said:
I'm sure for £50 you could sniff the girl instead of just the car seats!
It's Iver. You should expect change from a nifty.

benzito

1,060 posts

181 months

Sunday 11th December 2011
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don't like her wooden heels, her legs would create wood though