An apology in advance of PF.

[Balmoral Green]

I would just like to say a few words in advance of Pistonfest, to avoid any unpleasantness.

If you have been offended by anything I have ever posted, then I apologise.

If you havent agreed with anything I have ever posted, you have of course been completely correct and I have been completely wrong, I apologise.

If you think I am an arse, quiet right, you are entitled to your entirely correct opinion.

If you believe that my posts are complete and utter bollox, again I am sorry.

If you would like a written apology then I am happy to oblige, I will furnish you with one at PF.

Please, just dont hit me.

None of the above counts if you are pwig or nonegreen.

Heres to Cars and Beer

[nick heppinstall]

Y big wus !!

[WRINKLY]

Perhaps you should consider changing your name to Balmoral Yellow

[dontlift]

I there's one thing i really fookin hate it's people that cop out and back-peddle.....

Your fookin foor it when i see you pal.....

[tvrbob]

Everything I have written in my own posts and as replies to others has been completely and utterly correct, accurate and truthful in every conceivable way.

If anyone needs to punch me for correcting their silly posting errors then please understand that my real name is Balmoral Green

[Mrs Fish]

BG

[burriana500]

All bases well and truly covered methinks

Can I kip in your boot if the rain gets too bad?

[Marquis_Rex]

Warren, Well you never offended me before, but I find this post extremely offensive!

However I don't think I'll try and ram your car at Pistonfest!


>> Edited by Marquis_Rex on Wednesday 30th June 18:48

[puggit]

[pwig]

Oh Bollocks

Oh to all people who think im a scunthorpe, say it to my face

>> Edited by dazren on Wednesday 30th June 22:45

[planetdave]

Face? I've just had my tea

[Aj ;-)]

planetdave said:

Face? I've just had my tea

#

was it a chicken tikka? it looks very orange?

[nonegreen]

pwig said:

Oh Bollocks Oh to all people who think im a scunthorpe, say it to my face

I do, frequently but you just grin inanely and carry on talking, usually to yourself.

>> Edited by dazren on Wednesday 30th June 22:45

[pwig]

Its funny cos its troo

[CarZee]

pwig said:

Oh to all people who think im a scunthorpe, say it to my face

I hate queuing

[pwig]

[Marshy]

The beauty of this is that:-

1) Many PHers know what piwggy looks like
2) He doesn't know what very many PHers look like, comparatively speaking.

Hence, a perfect opportunity to walk past him, offering no acknowledgement apart from a brief "scunthorpe" under one's breath.

The lasting effects of this should be showing signs by Sunday lunchtime. Check for twitchy eyes firstly, followed by a marked tendancy to avoid being within earshot of anyone at all.

[rico]

CarZee said:

pwig said: Oh to all people who think im a scunthorpe, say it to my face I hate queuing