RE: Eterniti Hemera: the details
RE: Eterniti Hemera: the details
Wednesday 14th December 2011

Eterniti Hemera: the details

What, a Cayenne Turbo S too slow, shy and retiring for you? Fear not, 'help' is at hand...



There's a very good chance you're not going to like what you're about to see. But the Eterniti Hemera is a very interesting embodiment of the way things (well, the money) is going these days. And the tastes that are going to be driving the future of luxury and performance cars.

Frankfurt car didn't hide its origins...
Frankfurt car didn't hide its origins...
The Eterniti Hemera first surfaced at Frankfurt earlier in the year, following a series of deliberately mysterious press releases. The teasers promised "A different kind of luxury car brand" and the world's first "super SUV" built by a "boutique luxury carmaker, uniquely based in London."

What we got, when the covers came off, was - apparently - a £160K Cayenne in a bodykit.

Not, you're probably thinking, the most PH of cars, 600-plus horsepower V8 or not.

But being generous, open minded souls when Eterniti invited us to a swanky London restaurant to tell us more about the Hemera we said yes. Not that we're cheap, you understand.

Three months on from that Frankfurt debut the Hemera's styling has evolved to put - a bit - of distance between it and its Cayenne underpinnings. Motorsport engineer (Le Mans racers, the Lotus Evora GT4 and Jag XJ220 among his previous projects) Alistair Macqueen has joined as chief engineer and Essex boy Johnny Herbert recruited to try and lend the project a degree of credibility and celebrity sparkle.

Bodywork is all replaced with carbon fibre
Bodywork is all replaced with carbon fibre
Put simply Eterniti buys a stock Cayenne Turbo S, rips away all the non-structural panels and replaces them with engorged carbon fibre replacements. Engine tweaks to the standard 4.8-litre twin-turbo V8 unleash 600hp and the interior is reconfigured with separate reclining rear seats, extra legroom and, according to Macqueen, "about five cows worth of leather."

By now you're probably thinking, OK, footballer's chariot, why should I be interested?

True, the Hemera is hard to fall in love with. But it does reflect a very interesting cultural shift in the luxury car market and one that British firms like Eterniti are uniquely placed to capitalise on.

Because while a few premiership training grounds and the smarter parts of Cheshire and London might reverberate to the (apparently) mighty rumble from the Hemera's de-catted exhausts around 90 per cent of the cars are following the money east to markets like China and Russia, where the appetite for cars like this grows at an astounding rate. And it's a need currently not catered to by the mainstream.

If you build it they will, apparently, pay for it
If you build it they will, apparently, pay for it
Indeed, by its nature the mainstream isn't what Eterniti customers want. China's millionaires are happy to take the 143 per cent import duty hit and spend getting on for half a million quid on a ruded up Cayenne. The very fact it's so expensive and exclusive is the appeal, ditto the fact it's built here in London where Eterniti's status as a manufacturer means access to the markets denied to 'mere' tuners like Kahn and others.

Listening to Eterniti man Kenny Chen you get a flavour of why a team of mystery investors thinks the project is worth putting money into. The death of Maybach and failure of Bentley and similar to come up with suitably flashy SUVs has left them a gap, the Hemera configured to appeal to those who like to be driven as well as drive themselves. Hence the 150mm of extra legroom in the back, reclining seats and standard-fit iPads.

And what attracts the likes of Herbert and Macqueen to the project? For the latter it's the engineering challenge. "It's oxymoron," he shrugs. "You shouldn't be able to do it but the challenge of making it work is what attracted me." This from a man who, minutes earlier, was discussing the difficulty in overcoming the Evora's awkwardly tall centre of gravity when making it into a convincing race car. And then seamlessly switches to how he's made the Hemera ride properly on its 23-inch wheels.

Styling has moved on and soon to be finalised
Styling has moved on and soon to be finalised
And Herbert? He's a realist and chipper front-man for the project. A self confessed tinkerer with, as he puts it, a passion for damping and chassis set-up he's enjoyed working with Macqueen at Prodrive's Warwickshire test track.

Nobody at Eterniti pretends the Hemera is the kind of car that'll appeal to mainstream European tastes. But that's OK, because it's not really for us.

Meanwhile if there are any Cayenne owners out there in need of replacement panels there'll be a stack of 'em round the back of Eterniti's Park Royal HQ once production gets going properly next spring.

 

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richard300

Original Poster:

1,086 posts

239 months

Wednesday 14th December 2011
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You know what?......... I actually kind of like the black one. Wheels look like they are off a Ferrari 599GTO and the bonnet and headlamps look like they were grafted from a Ferrari California (Maybe thats why i think it looks ok)

However, i'd never want to own one.... couldnt stand the Puerto Banus image.

scrwright

3,173 posts

220 months

Wednesday 14th December 2011
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They have actually made a Cayenne to okay with the black one, not a small task!

Alfa numeric

3,169 posts

209 months

Wednesday 14th December 2011
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It looks like a Cayenne eating a Ferrari California. Which means it's actually better looking than the car it's based on.

Would I buy it? No. But then, as the article says, it's not really meant for me.

SSCooperS

1,456 posts

194 months

Wednesday 14th December 2011
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Nice pout. Not.

LuS1fer

43,517 posts

275 months

Wednesday 14th December 2011
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Porsche should employ them. It looks like what I'd imagine a Maserati SUV to look like. Far better than a cayenne (not the silver one obviously).

British Beef

2,572 posts

195 months

Wednesday 14th December 2011
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Sound business model, horrible car.

A Scotsman

1,001 posts

229 months

Wednesday 14th December 2011
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Think I'll stick to my 1999 SWB Mitsibushi Shogun. It knows how to deal with Scottish snow. I'd be nervous to take this Hermeseta or whatever it's called on the road in winter.

Rawwr

22,722 posts

264 months

Wednesday 14th December 2011
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Eterniti Hemera sounds like some sort of womens sanitary product.

sday12

5,067 posts

241 months

Wednesday 14th December 2011
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Rawwr said:
Eterniti Hemera sounds like some sort of womens sanitary product.
I really thought this would be a thread about chronic hernias.(with gory details)


DanS

1,155 posts

314 months

Wednesday 14th December 2011
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Oh good, for a minute there I thought it was going to look like a horrid cayenne with a bodykit, but now they've made some subtle changes to the front it looks like an Addison Lee spec ford s-max which is much better....

TEKNOPUG

20,485 posts

235 months

Wednesday 14th December 2011
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If I had the best part of 250k to spend on a custom Porsche, I think that I'd be inclined to give Ruf a call or any other number of respected tuners from the Fatherland before considering some chancers from Park Royal!

E38Ross

36,729 posts

242 months

Wednesday 14th December 2011
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LuS1fer said:
Porsche should employ them. It looks like what I'd imagine a Maserati SUV to look like. Far better than a cayenne (not the silver one obviously).
are you actually saying that looks better than the original?! the original is pretty nasty but that is just horrendous!! far too bling!

MacW

1,351 posts

206 months

Wednesday 14th December 2011
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Is it just me or does anyone else think it looks like someone has inflated a Mini?

HowMuchLonger

3,041 posts

223 months

Wednesday 14th December 2011
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British Beef said:
Sound business model, horrible car.
A couple of years late though.

Cotic

469 posts

182 months

Wednesday 14th December 2011
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I used to go out with a girl called Eterniti Hemera. She had an interesting line of work, most of it involved dressing up, much like this car.

frosted

3,549 posts

207 months

Wednesday 14th December 2011
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MacW said:
Is it just me or does anyone else think it looks like someone has inflated a Mini?
If think it looks like a juke

Affalterbach

48 posts

185 months

Wednesday 14th December 2011
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Is Hemera something to do with hemeroids?

mikearwas

1,118 posts

189 months

Wednesday 14th December 2011
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I like that a lot, certainly wouldn't kick it out of bed!

bakerstreet

5,045 posts

195 months

Wednesday 14th December 2011
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I like it. I think the stance looks great on the black car. Very muscular smile

Eve if I had the money, I would still never own one.

ludicrous speed

959 posts

224 months

Wednesday 14th December 2011
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This will most likely be the leader in extremely fast, brutal depreciation of all time ever.