That's my day ruined, then.....

[schmalex]

Bit into my bacon sarnie, only to find that the chap in the work restaurant had put ketchup on it instead of brown sauce. Quite how you are supposed to work under such duress is way beyond me

[Tuvra]

schmalex said:

Bit into my bacon sarnie, only to find that the chap in the work restaurant had put ketchup on it instead of brown sauce. Quite how you are supposed to work under such duress is way beyond me

This story makes me sad, I feel you pain mate!

[DanDC5]

[CIE560]

He was doing you a favour.

[Megaflow]

schmalex said:

Bit into my bacon sarnie, only to find that the chap in the work restaurant had put ketchup on it instead of brown sauce. Quite how you are supposed to work under such duress is way beyond me

Bar steward. Everybody knows bacon sarnies are brown sauce...

[Jonboy_t]

schmalex said:

Bit into my bacon sarnie, only to find that the chap in the work restaurant had put ketchup on it instead of brown sauce. Quite how you are supposed to work under such duress is way beyond me

The only resolution to this is to go on a Michael Douglas-esque killing spree. The only resolution.

[evenflow]

[toasty]

CIE560 said:

He was doing you a favour.

+1 Brown sauce is the work of the devil

[Rawwr]

Bacon Sandwich = Ketchup
Sausage Sandwich = Brown Sauce

Any deviation from this marks you out as a freak.

[Dan_1981]

Rawwr said:

Bacon Sandwich = Ketchup
Sausage Sandwich = Brown Sauce

Any deviation from this marks you out as a freak.

What about bacon, sausage and cheese?

[gog440]

toasty said:

CIE560 said:

He was doing you a favour.

+1 Brown sauce is the work of the devil

No No No No

You are both wrong, red sauce is the devils work (on bacon) brown/hp fruity sauce FTW.
Or worcester sauce, that works well but not RED under any circumstances, I would rather have it dry.

OP i feel your pain

[Jonboy_t]

Rawwr said:

Bacon Sandwich = Ketchup
Sausage Sandwich = Brown Sauce

Any deviation from this marks you out as a freak.

Bacon = brown
Sausage = brown

Anything else is a violation of basic human rights.

[Alfa numeric]

Rawwr said:

Bacon Sandwich = Ketchup Dip the bread in the fat in the bottom of the grill
Sausage Sandwich = Brown Sauce

Any deviation from this marks you out as a freak.

Fixed that for you.

[Jonboy_t]

Dan_1981 said:

=
What about bacon, sausage and cheese?

None of this foreign muck round here thanks.

Cocktails? Come on.

[arfur sleep]

is it wrong that i put both brown and red on both bacon sarnies and sausage sarnies?

[Tuvra]

gog440 said:

toasty said:

CIE560 said:

He was doing you a favour.

+1 Brown sauce is the work of the devil

No No No No

You are both wrong, red sauce is the devils work (on bacon) brown/hp fruity sauce FTW.
Or worcester sauce, that works well but not RED under any circumstances, I would rather have it dry.

OP i feel your pain

+1

The world has gone mad, Red sauce on bacon? Red?!?!?

[Ranger 6]

toasty said:

CIE560 said:

He was doing you a favour.

+1 Brown sauce is the work of the devil

[Council Baby]

Meh - Reggae Reggae source for us Urban types. With a splash of hot pepper.

[Rawwr]

Jonboy_t said:

Bacon = brown
Sausage = brown

Anything else is a violation of basic human rights.

Get out.

[Changedmyname]

And a Fried Slice, with beef curtains.