Anyone want some money?

[RZ1]

I had an email for my car which is being advertised on ph, he is offering to send me a cheque for £7k plus extra, anybody want it???

scammers email said:

Thanks for your mail and also for you been patience I have been having a flirt problem with my computer but all is fixed now.am sorry for not have getting back to you earlier than now, Meanwhile am very much more okay with your selling price,and I will go for it, due to the Summer been approach now I will urge you to please let make it very fast and be clear before we got to the Winter. I have called and inform my shipper associate of this. and I have given them all information regarding this sales and they have promise to act on my absence, because I will be out of the country and I have ask them to act on my behalf so therefore I have two payment option for this sales I would have ask to pay cash if I "ll be around but since am going on a business trip I will issue you a certified Check or any form of check with ADDITIONAL EXCESS FUND that will cover the shipping from your location to my destination the check will be clear in your bank within two days and everything will be fine so once you get this check you easily take it to any cashing point around you where the check can be cashed instantly and once the check has been cashed just deduct your sale's amount and send the remaining balance to this shipper associate who will be coming for the pick up and I assure you immediately they got this money they will be at your door in next day with 100% assurance and Guarantee, so I urge you to just send me your contact details where you want the check to be send, Such as Full Name and Address Telephone Number Zip postal Code. where you can be reach while the shipper agent are coming for the picked up.... [phone]

[B'stard Child]

Dammit where that nigerian on a phone image

[RZ1]

I wish I had a old piece of scrap car. I would then arrange for his shipping company to pick that up

[The Moose]

B'stard Child said:

Dammit where that nigerian on a phone image

Was just looking to find it and came across this on Google...and !!

Potentially NSFW

[trackerjack]

Wow maybe I can buy your car instead because I have just inherited £3 million and all I have to do is send a £1000 to an African lawyer and he will send my £3 million less a thousand to me.

[B'stard Child]

The Moose said:

B'stard Child said:

Dammit where that nigerian on a phone image

Was just looking to find it and came across this on Google...and !!

Potentially NSFW

Thanks for that......

This was the one we were both looking for I think

[Terminator X]

Do people really fall for that garbage in the post fonejacker era?!

TX.

[RZ1]

The Moose said:

B'stard Child said:

Dammit where that nigerian on a phone image

Was just looking to find it and came across this on Google...and !!

Potentially NSFW

Is that an IBM laptop....

[RZ1]

Terminator X said:

Do people really fall for that garbage in the post fonejacker era?!

TX.

Probably hence this bloke is sending emails out. Maybe I should call the number in the email and see what they say.

[B'stard Child]

Terminator X said:

Do people really fall for that garbage in the post fonejacker era?!

TX.

Unfortunately yes and that's why they continue to pursue this approach.......

Greed unfortunately make people blind (and hopefully skint and without a car

[versus]

070 number otherwise i'd have played along just for a laff.

[The Moose]

RZ1 said:

The Moose said:

B'stard Child said:

Dammit where that nigerian on a phone image

Was just looking to find it and came across this on Google...and !!

Potentially NSFW

Is that an IBM laptop....

Not a clue...but made me

[Ari]

trackerjack said:

Wow maybe I can buy your car instead because I have just inherited £3 million and all I have to do is send a £1000 to an African lawyer and he will send my £3 million less a thousand to me.

I hate to be the one to break it to you, but this is a scam.

If you're sending him the thousand pounds then there is no way he should be retaining a thousand from your three million, you've already paid it.

Put a note with the thousand pounds you send him demanding you get the three million in full, that should sort it for you.

[Vocal Minority]

dammit pay attention man...NSFW NSFW

I think that may have been the quickest pop up close in history