Festive Greetings
Festive Greetings
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worty

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2,202 posts

254 months

Wednesday 21st December 2011
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Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practise of your choice (if any)with respect for the religious / secular persuasion and / or traditions of others, or their choice not to practise religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2012, but not without due respect for the calendar of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our World great and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith sexual preference of the wishee.

This greeting is subject to clarification amendment or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/him or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. The wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until its withdrawal or the issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

Anyway, have a good one (if you so wish)

worty

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andygtt

8,345 posts

293 months

Wednesday 21st December 2011
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Im offended wink

btw same to you xmas

sundance002

1,304 posts

193 months

Wednesday 21st December 2011
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worty said:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practise of your choice (if any)with respect for the religious / secular persuasion and / or traditions of others, or their choice not to practise religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2012, but not without due respect for the calendar of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our World great and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith sexual preference of the wishee.

This greeting is subject to clarification amendment or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/him or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. The wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until its withdrawal or the issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

Anyway, have a good one (if you so wish)

worty

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Think you just turned happy Xmas into a legally binding contract? does this mean I can sue you if mine ain't happy?

sunoco69

5,274 posts

194 months

Thursday 22nd December 2011
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I am offended! You are racist, sexist, ageist and a few other ists that I can't think off right now.

laugh

D_G

1,937 posts

238 months

Thursday 22nd December 2011
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Merry Christmas everyone!!

partydrink

Gadgeroonie

5,362 posts

265 months

Thursday 22nd December 2011
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hopefully this will balance the discussion back again


AMG Merc

11,955 posts

282 months

Thursday 22nd December 2011
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So, following the theme set by the esteemed member above...


jdearden

1,746 posts

206 months

Thursday 22nd December 2011
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Can you please stop putting pictures of my women on the forum please. ;-)

The devil

2,152 posts

212 months

Thursday 22nd December 2011
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jdearden said:
Can you please stop putting pictures of my women on the forum please. ;-)
Damn, theyre your women too, she promised she was faithful

mgbond

6,749 posts

261 months

Thursday 22nd December 2011
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Best wishes to you all smile

2.5bluenob

1,620 posts

205 months

Thursday 22nd December 2011
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Have a good one you lot

Steve

snuffy

13,202 posts

313 months

Thursday 22nd December 2011
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Or



I know which I prefer !

Ash 996 GT2

3,836 posts

270 months

Thursday 22nd December 2011
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Bugger off wink

Jenx

11,579 posts

271 months

Thursday 22nd December 2011
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worty said:
Stuff
Typical fking solicitor rolleyes

Has Xmas reached that far North yet Worty? Jeez...times are moving on.

Have a good one you Nawvern Monkey biggrin

Jenx

11,579 posts

271 months

Thursday 22nd December 2011
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Ash 996 GT2 said:
Bugger off wink
Only sensible thing I've ever heard you say Ash.

Have a great break, and pass my love to your lovely wife biggrin

Jenx

11,579 posts

271 months

Thursday 22nd December 2011
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To all Noble people, just wanted to say......I WANT MY CAR BACK! cry

Have a great holiday all biggrin

snuffy

13,202 posts

313 months

Thursday 22nd December 2011
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Jenx said:
To all Noble people, just wanted to say......I WANT MY CAR BACK! cry
I tooled around Manchester yesterday - I've not had my nob out in ages !!

Ash 996 GT2

3,836 posts

270 months

Friday 23rd December 2011
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Jenx said:
To all Noble people, just wanted to say......I WANT MY CAR BACK! cry

Have a great holiday all biggrin
Me too frown

HAve a good one all smile

GTO600

1,877 posts

280 months

Friday 23rd December 2011
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Season greetings to all & don't make the same mistake as Ash & Martin !

Gadgeroonie

5,362 posts

265 months

Friday 23rd December 2011
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Ash 996 GT2 said:
Jenx said:
To all Noble people, just wanted to say......I WANT MY CAR BACK! cry

Have a great holiday all biggrin
Me too frown

HAve a good one all smile
what is it you miss about Noble ownership ?