2 houseflys tonight...

[andyjo1982]

Had 2 of the fat fkers buzzing round tonight. Where the fk did they come from? They are now disposed of, but I haven't had a single fly in the house for about 3 or 4 months, then 2 of the bd things...

Anyone else had any?

[Original Poster]

So let me get this straight, you've murdered two prostitutes?

[Or888t]

Haha i actually did, fkin' huge, havent had one for months!
Buzzing around all day, hit it with a full bottle of lime cordial i had on my desk in the end haha!

[Ray Luxury-Yacht]

We've had flies regularly buzzing around at work, even today. I was chasing one round the office with a magazine when my MD walked in with a surprised look on his face as if to say 'WTF are you doing?'

I said 'flies in the office in December - WTF is going on??'

To which he picked up another magazine and joined me in my murderous quest of all things winged.

But seriously - how come flies are around this time of year? I thought it was too cold for them???

[andyjo1982]

Ray Luxury-Yacht said:

But seriously - how come flies are around this time of year? I thought it was too cold for them???

Same here, while its been milder this last day or 2, these mo-fo's flying round tonight looked like they were seasoned pro's. They did also seem obsessed with the lights. Strange...

[Or888t]

andyjo1982 said:

Same here, while its been milder this last day or 2, these mo-fo's flying round tonight looked like they were seasoned pro's. They did also seem obsessed with the lights. Strange...

Same!
So much more than usual, mine literally sat it's self in the 'upligher' light fitting on the wall. :/

[goldblum]

There were two in my bathroom this afternoon and when I went downstairs one of them appeared to follow me.Or at least there was another,very similar fly downstairs

as well.Odd,I'll admit,but then there weren't that many about over summer?

[Olf]

Had this last week - two flies randomly appeared and starting buzzing round the house - very odd.

[zollburgers]

I've just killed a wasp that was sat on my running shorts. I put the body in a bottle of ale and wasn't fully sure it was dead so placed a cloth used for cleaning glasses and a very large nut on top of it so it can't get out.

All of that is true. Very random.

Edit: pic.

Edited by zollburgers on Friday 23 December 01:45

[Tunku]

This pair of flys get around some.

[mybrainhurts]

FLIES...

[mybrainhurts]

zollburgers said:

I've just killed a wasp that was sat on my running shorts. I put the body in a bottle of ale and wasn't fully sure it was dead so placed a cloth used for cleaning glasses and a very large nut on top of it so it can't get out.

All of that is true. Very random.

Edit: pic.

Pardon me for asking, but why did you do that...?

[zollburgers]

Tired, drunk, saw a wasp, was not in mood, hit it, still moving, made the situation safe.

Basically.

[Thom987]

Killed a large blue bottle last night, strange to see one in December.

[mybrainhurts]

zollburgers said:

Tired, drunk, saw a wasp, was not in mood, hit it, still moving, made the situation safe.

Basically.

Next time, hit it again, you 'tard...

[Tunku]

mybrainhurts said:

FLIES...

FLYS (just being irritating) and drunk and incapable...

Edited by Tunku on Friday 23 December 03:28

[PaulG40]

We had a massive bluebottle thing buzzing round the room two nights ago, cat was going mental tryign to whack it. I had to intervene after a while and make the kill easier for her.

[goldblum]

When I got back from holiday recently I found a dead fly on the landing!

[C3BER]

goldblum said:

When I got back from holiday recently I found a dead fly on the landing!

How are you feeling Jeff...any feelings towards eating your own sick?

[mybrainhurts]

C3BER said:

goldblum said:

When I got back from holiday recently I found a dead fly on the landing!

How are you feeling Jeff...any feelings towards eating your own sick?

Nom Nom Nom, Nom Nom Nom....