We don't need buses.
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Huntsman

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9,322 posts

279 months

Friday 23rd December 2011
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I had a thought today, no doubt a thought common to many PH'ers over the years.

Driving along in my 4 seat BMW, I noticed 3 people waiting at a bus stop, I thought, if I stopped and picked them up there would be no need for the bus.

In fact, if every car driver picked up people at bus stops (except of course they wouldn't be bus stops anymore, they'd be 'people starts') there would be no need for the bi smelly buses and their bus lanes.

Result!

Dangerous Dan

624 posts

200 months

Friday 23rd December 2011
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What? Invite mere commoners to sit in comfort?

I think not! The riff-raff can take the bloody bus.

Disco You

3,747 posts

209 months

Friday 23rd December 2011
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I'm not letting the proletariat who travel by bus in my car!!

hairykrishna

14,494 posts

232 months

Friday 23rd December 2011
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Maybe it's just Birmingham but there are some people it worried me to share a bus with, never mind my own car.

J4CKO

46,824 posts

229 months

Friday 23rd December 2011
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I think most BMW drivers dont think like that, its a nice idea but when you get an incontinent nutjob you may change your mind.

Shaw Tarse

31,887 posts

232 months

Friday 23rd December 2011
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J4CKO said:
I think most BMW drivers dont think like that, its a nice idea but when you get an incontinent nutjob you may change your mind.
I don't live near mybrainhurts wink

Hoofy

80,044 posts

311 months

Friday 23rd December 2011
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Huntsman said:
I had a thought today, no doubt a thought common to many PH'ers over the years.

Driving along in my 4 seat BMW, I noticed 3 people waiting at a bus stop, I thought, if I stopped and picked them up there would be no need for the bus.

In fact, if every car driver picked up people at bus stops (except of course they wouldn't be bus stops anymore, they'd be 'people starts') there would be no need for the bi smelly buses and their bus lanes.

Result!
How do you know they're going where you want to go? Or do you plan that people are dropped off randomly and have to hope to meet someone that takes them closer and closer to their destination?

Besides, I don't want to listen to some stranger talking at me while I'm driving (probably saying things like how we need to be more green or students are going to find universities expensive or there are no opportunities for black youths). I'd rather listen to music.

TBH more people should be using public transport... like the guy who potters along at 25mph because he's getting on a bit (ie the road ahead is empty and it's a 30 zone) or the salesman who is swerving all over the road because he's on a business call or the mum who is talking to her children in the back seat.

poing

8,743 posts

229 months

Friday 23rd December 2011
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OK you go ahead and stop at random bus stops asking people if they want a lift. 1 of 3 things will happen.

1. You'll be killed to death by some nutter
2. You'll be mugged at knife point and the mugger will then have your house keys so will use your car to steal all your nice gadgets and pets
3. You'll be arrested and locked up for a very long time

Let us know how it works out for you.

Hoofy

80,044 posts

311 months

Friday 23rd December 2011
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hehe

Fruitcake

3,850 posts

255 months

Friday 23rd December 2011
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We don't now they've become so blooy soulless

This:


Or this:


No brainer. Get rid of the modern lot for all I care.

Perd Hapley

1,750 posts

202 months

Friday 23rd December 2011
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Fruitcake said:
We don't now they've become so blooy soulless

This:


Or this:


No brainer. Get rid of the modern lot for all I care.
I agree, except I think the new Boris Routemaster is awesome and I hope they start using them outside London.


Dave Hedgehog

16,321 posts

233 months

Friday 23rd December 2011
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have you seen most of the mentalists you get on a bus??

one of the reasons I stay in the car is to keep away from them ...

TomN94

2,401 posts

187 months

Friday 23rd December 2011
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So, you will be happy to pick up the bloke that I regularly saw on my bus home from College, who stumbled on, fell over a bit, sat on an old womans knee, fell over some more, stumbled off, and fell into the pub just so you don't have to see a bus again?