Idiot in a 996 yesterday

[Phucker]

Well fk me. Yesterday - here's me, missus Phucker and the two little Phuckers in the back, pootling along in our Audi A3, not a care in the world, just simply doing a bit of last minute shopping with the family - collecting toys to give to Santa, when i spot this nice looking 996 in front. I saw him keep suspiciously looking in his rear-view mirror (a bit "shifty looking" miss Phucker said), so politely, i gave him a quick thumbs up, nodded and said 'nice car mate'. WHAT HAPPENED NEXT WAS TOTALLY UNEXPECTED. The tt drops a cog or 2, rips off into the distance, and bolted up the hill like a fking LOON. I reckon he must've been doing 140! wouldn't of minded, but it was pissing it down!

Anyone on here?

Edited by Phucker on Saturday 24th December 13:07

[C2'S'man]

[Trev450]

Maybe he's read the 'Boy Racer Syndrome' thread and though you wanted to race him

[doneitnow]

Now funny enough someone posted on a thread yesterday that they were doing 140 in the rain yesterday and someone called him an idiot, have to look back and see who it was, good chance the same person lol

[doneitnow]

Well there you go, unless you are winding us up have a look at the boy racer syndrome thread http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a... it looks like your man was barriejames.

[scarebus]

140 mph in the rain is no probs for a 996.... but would have been 155mph if it were a 997

[khushy]

errrrrrr the Addams family signals, for no obvious reason, to pork farmer from his fking useless, but oh so dodgy looking A3!

and you are wondering why he legged it?

de de de dum click click de de de dum click click de de de dum clic click

Khushy

[anonymous-user]

doneitnow said:

Now funny enough someone posted on a thread yesterday that they were doing 140 in the rain yesterday and someone called him an idiot, have to look back and see who it was, good chance the same person lol

Keep up at the back!

[cayman-black]

Obviously trying to impress your misses ,Phucker.

[RSGulp]

Like the 'little Phucker's reference but IMO you're missing a trick with 'Missus Phucker' - surely she's 'Mother Phucker'?

[Zyp]

There's a few Parrot Whooshes needed here....

[cayman-black]

doneitnow said:

Well there you go, unless you are winding us up have a look at the boy racer syndrome thread http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a... it looks like your man was barriejames.

Yeah barrie was most upset with all the Phuckers on his tail!

[barriejames]

Not me defo

[nsm3]

Phucker isn't Phooey by any chance - they have the same car history and are from the middle of the country?

C'mon - fess up !

[blackburn]

drmark said:

doneitnow said:

Now funny enough someone posted on a thread yesterday that they were doing 140 in the rain yesterday and someone called him an idiot, have to look back and see who it was, good chance the same person lol

Keep up at the back!

Haha!

[Zyp]

nsm3 said:

Phucker isn't Phooey by any chance - they have the same car history and are from the middle of the country?

C'mon - fess up !