Iwantador

[LambdaSensor]

Yes, I've fallen in love.

I'm now a fully qualified Aventadorer, and I want one.

Easy. All I need to do is find something to sell. Something which makes around £1 profit per sale. Then sell 325,000 of them. Easy, innit?

Or, how about making a tenner on each sale. Then I only need 32500 sales. Easier.

£100 profit per sale? 3250 sales.

£500 - 650 sales.

£1000 - 325 sales.

There, look. I've just made enough to buy me an Aventador.

Somebody please wake me up.

[CIE560]

Save yourself a lot of money and just buy a door, you can say 'Ihaveador' and not be lying

[LambdaSensor]

Now why didn't I think of that?! Scratches head...

[Pesty]

drugs seam to be quite profitable

All I can think of is selling a kidney and maybe a lung but I don't think it will be enough

[iandc]

Pesty said:

drugs seam to be quite profitable

All I can think of is selling a kidney and maybe a lung but I don't think it will be enough

make up the difference by selling your family into slavery or robbing a bank!! You know it is worth it!

[AndrewW-G]

OP, this may be the solution to your problem (courtesy of South Park)

1: Collect Underpants
2: ?
3: Profit
4: Aventador


All you need to do, is work out what step 2 should be

[diablo_pete]

AndrewW-G said:

OP, this may be the solution to your problem (courtesy of South Park)

1: Collect Underpants
2: ?
3: Profit
4: Aventador


All you need to do, is work out what step 2 should be

Lol. I love that. Not heard it before

[LambdaSensor]

diablo_pete said:

Lol. I love that. Not heard it before

South Park‘s season 2, episode 17.

That strategy is waaaay too advanced for me. Oh well. Thanks anyway :-)

[Stryke]

What about taxes due?

Not very well planned out.

[woppum]

Taxes due
Cash flow
Investment
Inflation

Not well planned out, but want one too

[McMacro]

Just ask 325,000 people for a pound?

[AA355]

Can I have a pound please?

[AndrewW-G]

AA355 said:

Can I have a pound please?

Of course you can, in fact, if you send me a simple admin fee of £325,000, I'll send you £10,000,000 that's been sitting in a bank account, that we haven’t been able to access since the death of my dear uncle Umbongo Mmmwekkiii in a tragic and highly publicised accident*








*This was of course a joke, I have neither an uncle Umbongo, nor £10m in a bank account, so no I wont give you a pound

[JasonSF]

Be careful though. Umbongo still owes me £1 Million for the £50k I sent him trying to get my dream rhd F40.

[woppum]

That umbungo is a bit of a bd isn't he!