Which one of you lot is this?

[Tunku]

Jordan MX-5

[nottyash]

I always thought MX5's were ladyboy cars

[PumpkinSteve]

fk me, it's Ray Winstone!

[Pints]

Article said:

Teenage transsexual tricked bank staff into thinking she was Katie Price

Oh yes, I can see how you could be fooled.

[cossy400]

Pints said:

Article said:

Teenage transsexual tricked bank staff into thinking she was Katie Price

Oh yes, I can see how you could be fooled.

[Rsohyes]

oh no, I was going start a topic: "Guess who i pulled in a nightclub" but now im worried, very worried.

[aka_kerrly]

Gosh that Jordan thing looks horrific after all that surgery. Presumably the job is far from finished as the proportions are all wrong.

[egor110]

The teenager obtained details of Price's bank account seven months earlier after tricking her way the model's Sussex home by posing as a member of security staff.

Surely the security staff would be know who was due to be working there? I'd of thought if you were providing security for jordan it would be a fairly small/regular team so as not to upset the children with different people in the house every day?

[DaveL485]

How bizarre.

[T0nup]

So that's Jordon... Whos the bint in the bottom pic?

[MrBrightSi]

Both as foul as each other, bet miss piggy can make a speech without trying to chat up students though.

[S4Ben]

T0nup said:

So that's Jordon... Whos the bint in the bottom pic?

[Rev Limit]

Looks more like Buzz Lightyear post op to me!

[xe mini]

Well at least he(she)had a shave.

[Dave Hedgehog]

i got bigger tits

[Tunku]

It was the apparent desperation to have an MX5 that got me wondering.

[soad]

Odd looking creature. Do not want!!

[rev.chris]

ide still shag it

[FRMATT]

didn't realise James Corden was having a sex change!

[0a]

rev.chris said:

ide still shag it

Amusing!