Katherine Jenkins back on the market

[Soovy]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-20802...

Edited by Soovy on Friday 30th December 14:43

[NightRunner]

[Papa Hotel]

"Single" doesn't mean "will fk internet blokes".

The chances of firing your baby batter into that are exactly the same as before: fully dependent on the quality of your roofies and the absence of any of her hangers-on. That is, fking nil.

[AndyClockwise]

"We're both broken hearted" - so why split up?

[singlecoil]

Anyone who wants my share is welcome to it.

[NightRunner]

Papa Hotel said:

The chances of firing your baby batter into that are exactly the same as before: fully dependent on the quality of your roofies and the absence of any of her hangers-on. That is, fking nil.

Speak for yourself.

5 minutes until she's knocking on the door

[jaybirduk]

NightRunner said:

Speak for yourself.

5 minutes until she's knocking on the door

I dont think 5 minutes mate, it'll take her that long just to walk down my drive to get a cab

[LukeBird]

<Thud>Oh god, yes please!

Until it fell off.

[Papa Hotel]

NightRunner said:

Speak for yourself.

5 minutes until she's knocking on the door

A challenge to all PHers then. I will donate my house to the charity of your choice if you can provide photographic proof that you and KJ have engaged in coitus. Must include a facial shot... you know what I mean.

[Morningside]

LukeBird said:

<Thud>Oh god, yes please!

Until it fell off.

It has fallen off. Just a shame she is not here to witness it

[Spudler]

Choices choices...Jenkins or Perry?

[NightRunner]

Papa Hotel said:

NightRunner said:

Speak for yourself.

5 minutes until she's knocking on the door

A challenge to all PHers then. I will donate my house to the charity of your choice if you can provide photographic proof that you and KJ have engaged in coitus. Must include a facial shot... you know what I mean.

Hmmm... I think I can persuade her, she chooses the charity.

[fildigger]

She's got some lungs on her!

Bet she could hold her breath for a long time

[YesItsARover]

fildigger said:

She's got some lungs on her!

Bet she could hold her breath for a long time

She wouldn't sink, that's for sure.

[Papa Hotel]

fildigger said:

She's got some lungs on her!

Bet she could hold her breath for a long time

Typical fking ex-squaddie. That's the Forces' Sweetheart you're disrespecting there. She does a lot of good work for your lot and you piss on that by getting smutty about her? For shame.

[Globs]

Papa Hotel said:

"Single" doesn't mean "will fk internet blokes".

Oh bugger.

[fildigger]

Papa Hotel said:

Typical fking ex-squaddie. That's the Forces' Sweetheart you're disrespecting there. She does a lot of good work for your lot and you piss on that by getting smutty about her? For shame.

Untold thousands of squaddies in the 2nd World War had a picture of Vera Lynne on there wall.....i bet it came in useful at times

I know, i had a picture of Vera as well

[Devilstreak]

Wonder if she will turn back onto the class As? Might raise the chances a bit

[king arthur]

singlecoil said:

Anyone who wants my share is welcome to it.

Which is?

[singlecoil]

king arthur said:

singlecoil said:

Anyone who wants my share is welcome to it.

Which is?

Well, I'm not sure what my share amounts to yet, but whatever it is, feel free.