BMW Traction Control - Good Enough To Let Your Wife Drive ?
BMW Traction Control - Good Enough To Let Your Wife Drive ?
Author
Discussion

redgriff500

Original Poster:

28,982 posts

292 months

Thursday 12th January 2012
quotequote all
Hi guys,

I've never been a fan of modern cars nor of Traction control etc but my wife quite fancies a 530 BMW either the older 2003ish shape or the newer 2004 one.

She drives a 20 mile commute in early mornings on back roads so I've always insisted she has Front WD and winter tyres (in the winter)

Is BMW traction control good enough to not to worry about RWD being an issue for a cautious (but also rubbish) driver ?

I once got a girlfriend an E30 325 and that ended up taking out 100m of hedge within a few weeks of ownership - hence my caution.

Rawwr

22,722 posts

263 months

Thursday 12th January 2012
quotequote all
This'll be good.

Carfiend

3,186 posts

238 months

Thursday 12th January 2012
quotequote all

LocoCoco

1,433 posts

205 months

Thursday 12th January 2012
quotequote all
She'll be fine, you have to switch TC off and provoke the car to spin out in a 530.

B3Svert

553 posts

221 months

Thursday 12th January 2012
quotequote all
e39 530d is a completely different car to an e30 325. If your e30 was a sport, the LSD+GF combo would have contributed significantly to the hedge interface.
If your wife can spin an e39 530d on decent tyres driving sensibly then do us all a favour and chain her to the sink.

anonymous-user

83 months

Thursday 12th January 2012
quotequote all

Jimmy No Hands

5,100 posts

185 months

Thursday 12th January 2012
quotequote all
Don't let her drive at all, I mean just buy her a bicycle and be done with it. It'll be safer for us all, you were right to come here and ask this.













wink

Jamie VTS

1,238 posts

176 months

Thursday 12th January 2012
quotequote all
Why do you "insist" she does anything?

Is she a poor driver or are you a control freak?

Nick1point9

3,920 posts

209 months

Thursday 12th January 2012
quotequote all
No: BMW openly admit that their cars are dangerous when driven by women, even if the traction control is on. Any woman driving a BMW WILL crash 18 times per 100 km driven (or 3.33 mpc (miles per crash) in the British system of measurement).

They go as far as saying they won't fix it because they are purists and believe only men should be allowed to drive.

thiscocks

3,398 posts

224 months

Thursday 12th January 2012
quotequote all
BMW will be crap if your worrying about her getting to work in the ice/snow. Traction control wont be an issue unless she is a budding Michele Mouton. Why not just get a low power FWD?

J4CKO

46,824 posts

229 months

Thursday 12th January 2012
quotequote all
Despite the slight misogyny inherent in original post I can sort of see your point as if someone isn't used to RWD and you give them a powerful RWD car with lots of torque it has potential to end badly, conversely give the average god like Pistonheader something similar and they may bin it being over confident and trying to do the dab of oppo thing.

I remember when some Police force or other got the original 325 TDS a good few got crashed as the drivers were not used to that combination of torque and RWD, these werent motorway cars so replace Pug 309's and the like but I think a 2003 model will be pretty hard to crash as it will have ESP as well as TCS and ABS, plus it would be beneficial to find somewhere free of obstacles and get her to take some liberties and get a feel for it with the safety stuff off and then with it all switched on.

I don't think women are inferior drivers, just less interested sometimes and tend to muddle through not understanding things or caring as long as it gets them to where they are going, but, like I said, sometimes petrolheads with more enthusiasm than talent (me biggrin) can be even worse.

Fox-

13,573 posts

275 months

Thursday 12th January 2012
quotequote all
It's absolutely fine. You only get into trouble with these if you are trying to push them without the requisite skills (Hello, I have that T-shirt). If you drive around in them normally, as I'm sure she would, there wont be an issues that the DSC won't deal with perfectly.

Rawwr

22,722 posts

263 months

Thursday 12th January 2012
quotequote all
More to the point, what the hell is she doing out of the kitchen in the first place, right?

anonymous-user

83 months

Thursday 12th January 2012
quotequote all
All joking aside, this is utterly ridiculous.

She would have to be driving flat out and cornering like Colin McRae on a gravel stage to get a 530 with decent tyres sideways.

Snow and severe ice would obviously be slightly different but you could smash up a FWD car just as easy in those conditions with a bit of under steer.

Put it like this: my 911 has 300bhp, doesn't weight a lot, is RWD and has zero driver aids at all apart from ABS, and I have to actively try really hard and fast to get it sideways. In fact, I sometimes wish it was easier!

My girlfriend, who is 30 and only been driving for 6 years, manages the 911 on a regular basis and her own 120D Sport no problem at all, and hasn't died 18 times.

Have some faith!


Trustmeimadoctor

14,364 posts

184 months

Thursday 12th January 2012
quotequote all
on a hill in the snow with an auto box it will be no

contracttor

922 posts

214 months

Thursday 12th January 2012
quotequote all
My missus managed the south circular daily when we had all the snow last year without a problem. She has a 335 and has never had anything but rwd 3 series in all the time she's been driving. As long as one is sensible then one should be fine.

Fox-

13,573 posts

275 months

Thursday 12th January 2012
quotequote all
Trustmeimadoctor said:
on a hill in the snow with an auto box it will be no
I dont think he lives in Austria though so this probably isn't a huge problem for him.

kobayashi

32 posts

228 months

Thursday 12th January 2012
quotequote all
My wife drives a 1M coupe. The dsc is more than capable of preventing hedge/ditch interaction. She is a fairly decent driver though.

You have to be trying to get a 530 out of shape, even with the traction control off (provided you are not on ice/diesel.)

Panda76

2,583 posts

179 months

Thursday 12th January 2012
quotequote all
A lot of rear end action wink will also depend on the tyres.
The modern systems are fine and tbh you can pretty much punish the car with all the aids on and watch the fancy lights correct you.
Different story with them turned off.I've only got the family mans choice of 320d tourer MY 56 and with out any aids on you can get the back end going at will with all the low down torque.In the wet with out aids on it will behave like any other rwd thats being driven to be a bit tail happy.

It'll be fine.

Trustmeimadoctor

14,364 posts

184 months

Thursday 12th January 2012
quotequote all
tell that to the 3 poor sods that i went past last year round menwith hill they were fishtailing while sliding backwards down the hills smile