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Swiss_Toni

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412 posts

183 months

Friday 13th January 2012
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I picked my V8V S yesterday; I don’t think I’ve laughed out loud so much in a car ever!

All nicely warmed up, sound system firmly in the OFF position, first bit of clear motorway, down 4 gears, foot to floor, THAT WONDEROUS NOISE!!! A good 2 min of laughing! This of course was, for some reason, repeated numerous times!

Next up on the comedy programme, tunnel hooligan…. you know what I mean. Queue some more laughter

Followed by driving along, sunny snow capped mountains……. I’ve just bought an Aston… more hearty laugh track to be inserted.

For the curtain call, derestricted German Autobahn that wasn’t too busy (though the plus point is you have slow for traffic and then accelerate again, again), a joke that just keeps on giving the big laughs!

I can’t wait until the running in is completed and the roads a bit higher up (the twisty turn ones of course) thaw out then the real fun can begin.

Total laughs per km, who knows, but definitely A LOT.

JohnG1

3,471 posts

205 months

Friday 13th January 2012
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Swiss_Toni said:
I picked my V8V S yesterday; I don’t think I’ve laughed out loud so much in a car ever!

All nicely warmed up, sound system firmly in the OFF position, first bit of clear motorway, down 4 gears, foot to floor, THAT WONDEROUS NOISE!!! A good 2 min of laughing! This of course was, for some reason, repeated numerous times!

Next up on the comedy programme, tunnel hooligan…. you know what I mean. Queue some more laughter

Followed by driving along, sunny snow capped mountains……. I’ve just bought an Aston… more hearty laugh track to be inserted.

For the curtain call, derestricted German Autobahn that wasn’t too busy (though the plus point is you have slow for traffic and then accelerate again, again), a joke that just keeps on giving the big laughs!

I can’t wait until the running in is completed and the roads a bit higher up (the twisty turn ones of course) thaw out then the real fun can begin.

Total laughs per km, who knows, but definitely A LOT.
Driving a new car is like making love to a beautiful woman...

burntout

1,390 posts

154 months

Friday 13th January 2012
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JohnG1 said:
Driving a new car is like making love to a beautiful woman...
Really John confused I have to disagree, in fact its better, way better..... No lovey dovey chit chat, no cost of all the meal & drinks before she will let you in, no messy business and when your done in the car you can just simply switch it off..... biglaugh


JohnG1

3,471 posts

205 months

Friday 13th January 2012
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burntout said:
JohnG1 said:
Driving a new car is like making love to a beautiful woman...
Really John confused I have to disagree, in fact its better, way better..... No lovey dovey chit chat, no cost of all the meal & drinks before she will let you in, no messy business and when your done in the car you can just simply switch it off..... biglaugh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_E0ZF2uIKs


mikey k

13,011 posts

216 months

Friday 13th January 2012
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Good aren't they
Leave the "giggle" button in all the time for more laughs!

burntout

1,390 posts

154 months

Friday 13th January 2012
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JohnG1 said:
Ha ha ha ha ha Brilliant!!!!!!!!!!

Zod

35,295 posts

258 months

Friday 13th January 2012
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Some pillock in GG last week said that Aston Martin was near the bottom of the scale in fun per £. He'd never driven one, of course.

George H

14,707 posts

164 months

Friday 13th January 2012
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Zod said:
Some pillock in GG last week said that Aston Martin was near the bottom of the scale in fun per £. He'd never driven one, of course.
Probably one of the same people who say all Astons look the same and have a boring outdated design rolleyes

Swiss_Toni

Original Poster:

412 posts

183 months

Friday 13th January 2012
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I'm glad JohnG1 got the Swiss Toni joke, I was wonder how long it would takebiggrin

JohnG1

3,471 posts

205 months

Friday 13th January 2012
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I picked up on it the first time I saw your user name - I am sure I wrote something like "driving an aston martin is like making love to a beautiful woman".

Love the Fast Show.

OOOh, Sir, suits you Sir!

mikey k

13,011 posts

216 months

Friday 13th January 2012
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Do you want it sir? Do you really want it sir? laugh

Molly GT

2,358 posts

154 months

Friday 13th January 2012
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Back on 28th July last year I wrote the following after spending about 3 weeks getting to know our 'S':

"What is a Vantage S? It's a rip-snorting monster - thats what it is!

We said we would report back when we had lived with the S a bit so here's what I think: our V8 Vantage was a gentleman's tourer - refined, classy & comfortable - a fabulous car in which we drove 5,500 glorious and varied miles in the first half of this year and I wont have a word said against it!

The Vantage S looks similar but feels (& sounds!) completely different. The steering is sharper, everything feels like it's reacting more quickly, the exhaust note sounds like the snarling hounds of hell being let loose and the speed ......!!

When I'm in the passenger seat I confess that the ride isn't quite as smooth as in the V8V but this thing has an irresistible urgency about it. Any (ex-)bikers reading will understand.

Talking of bikers - I think I've sussed the paddle shift now - like changing gear with your fingers instead of your toes!!"

Trust me, the smug feeling will stay with you! We'll be over in Swiss-Toni land in July so look out/listen out for a tungsten silver S then biggrin

Swiss_Toni

Original Poster:

412 posts

183 months

Friday 13th January 2012
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I have to agree, a good GT with a bit of a stiff ride, which I like. Then when you've had enough of being borring, toe down and awwwwaaaayyyyyy we go!



mikey k

13,011 posts

216 months

Friday 13th January 2012
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Molly GT said:
We'll be over in Swiss-Toni land in July so look out/listen out for a tungsten silver S then biggrin
They will be fed up by end of September then wink

Molly GT

2,358 posts

154 months

Friday 13th January 2012
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Take it you will be in Swiss-Toni land in September then Mikey?

Swiss_Toni

Original Poster:

412 posts

183 months

Friday 13th January 2012
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With all the banter I've lost track if your coming for a holiday or to live.

Either way I'm always up for a good blat in the mountainss and don't mind playing tour guide (roads not scenary, though the second part comes a bit by default here).

The only requirement is that fuse 22 is pulled to ensure that the hills are alive with the sounds of loud V8s/V12swoohoo