Gove is the best troll ever...

[joe_90]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/jan/15/queen-roy...

Gove, the education secretary is suggesting we spend £60 million of tax payers money on a new yacht for the queens birthday..

gove said:

Gove ends his letter by suggesting that if insufficient taxpayer funds are available a private donation could be sought, before making a naked departmental bid for every schoolchild or school to be given a gift as a permanent reminder of the event. Gove's office confirmed the authenticity of the letter but refused to comment.

2000 teachers at £30K - £60 million.

simply brilliant.

Edited by joe_90 on Monday 16th January 11:47

[Monty Zoomer]

The thieving old bag should buy her own yacht with some of the money she's already stolen from us.

[monkey gland]

I doubt she even wants a yacht.

[Eric Mc]

Brilliant idea. It's about time she had a replacement for Britannia.

[roachcoach]

Monty Zoomer said:

The thieving old bag should buy her own yacht with some of the money she's already stolen from us.

+1 internet sir.

[turbobloke]

The Gove Ernment said:

I'd like a K or a P please Liz

[fido]

anonymous said:

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Final-salary pensions are worth near a bar these days.

[Gaspode]

fido said:

Final-salary pensions are worth near a bar these days.

Eh? Sorry old chap, don't understand your banter..

[anonymous-user]

Gaspode said:

fido said:

Final-salary pensions are worth near a bar these days.

Eh? Sorry old chap, don't understand your banter..

Million quid.

[theaxe]

Eric Mc said:

Brilliant idea. It's about time she had a replacement for Britannia.

Indeed, I think we should also have kept a Concorde going as a Royal/PM's flight.

[andymadmak]

Monty Zoomer said:

The thieving old bag should buy her own yacht with some of the money she's already stolen from us.

And what, pray tell, has HMQ stolen from you?

[Gaspode]

unrepentant said:

Million quid.

Aha. You learn something every day, as they say...

[roachcoach]

andymadmak said:

Monty Zoomer said:

The thieving old bag should buy her own yacht with some of the money she's already stolen from us.

And what, pray tell, has HMQ stolen from you?

As a tax payer? I'm going with "unpaid inheritance tax please, Bob"

[Greenwich Ross]

That's totally unfair. What about all the other multi-millionaires who don't have yachts? I demand they all get one too!

[andymadmak]

roachcoach said:

andymadmak said:

Monty Zoomer said:

The thieving old bag should buy her own yacht with some of the money she's already stolen from us.

And what, pray tell, has HMQ stolen from you?

As a tax payer? I'm going with "unpaid inheritance tax please, Bob"

Hmmm, we'd best give her back what we took from her then.. Ya'know, when the deal was done... After all, fairs fair and all that.

[tubbystu]

Eric Mc said:

Brilliant idea. It's about time she had a replacement for Britannia.

Are we not building two aircraft carriers ? And that the consensus is generally agreed we do not need/or can afford one/either/both.........? We certainly have not got any in service aircraft that can use it.

So, here you are Mrs Majesty, a gift from your subjects to celebrate this momentus occasion. One is even already to be called HMS Queen Elizabeth.



Perfect. Its home port could even be Stanley to help keep our South American friends on the right side when its not on specific Royal duties.........

[trashbat]

Is his face part of the troll too? I preferred it when he just said 'pob' all the time.

[Halb]

Gove is a real heaven send for Labour.

One wonders what planet these politicos live on sometimes...one wonders. indeed

[Deva Link]

Eric Mc said:

Brilliant idea. It's about time she had a replacement for Britannia.

It could probably be built quite cheaply in Vietnam.

[elster]

Wasn't the plan to use this for private hire when not in use. So would be profitable?