Secrets Of Shoplifters

[Legacywr]

Ch4 now!

[Laurel Green]

It wasn't an ordinary potato...

[anonymous-user]

the tango and cash of the store detective world..

[Laurel Green]

"Have it, go on, have it" looks like they enjoy their work too much.

[anonymous-user]

they seem like the sort who would have a white Volvo with blue lights fitted to their car, and stick a hi viz on the parcel shelf.

[Pesty]

Oh dear this is going to annoy me and amuse me in equal measure

[monkey gland]

40 pounds fine - that'll teach them. They should all be banged up for 10 years while receiving daily buggerings from an AIDS infested lifer whose penis resembles popeye's forearm holding a grapefruit.

[MikeGTi]

Pesty said:

Oh dear this is going to annoy me and amuse me in equal measure

This.

Surely there's some way we can just.. you know.. 'get rid' of them?

No...? Not at all?

[Laurel Green]

monkey gland said:

40 pounds fine - that'll teach them. They should all be banged up for 10 years while receiving daily buggerings from an AIDS infested lifer whose penis resembles popeye's forearm holding a grapefruit.

Well said, Monkey Gland.

Mind, fining them, they'll just go out a nick a tad more.

[Legacywr]

"You're chatting st!"

[Justin Cyder]

IC3 male, apple tango wildebeest, roger 10/4

Pair of clowns & in my town too.

[jas xjr]

When I worked in the centre of Birmingham I used to go for a pint or two after work. There were plenty of people selling stolen food. They had no shortage of customers either

[Laurel Green]

Justin Cyder said:

IC3 male, apple tango wildebeest, roger 10/4

Pair of clowns & in my town too.

Carrying handcuffs too, though I doubt they are able to use them. As said, strange pair.

[carter711]

I'd like to know how corn on the cob holders can be used to aid a shoplifter, google is coming back with nothing, for once.

[Pesty]

Strange yes but werethey strange to start with or is it reactionary strangeness from dealing with those people.

[Laurel Green]

Pesty said:

Strange yes but werethey strange to start with or is it reactionary strangeness from dealing with those people.

Bit of both, I'd say. Sitting on ones ar*e looking at monitors all day probably doesn't help either.

[Justin Cyder]

Whilst anyone in their right mind would deplore theft, I wonder what the security guys are in it for. I doubt there's any great buzz from protecting perfume, so I suspect it's the plastic policeman end of things & people like that are not ones I'd want in my orbit.

[pokethepope]

carter711 said:

I'd like to know how corn on the cob holders can be used to aid a shoplifter, google is coming back with nothing, for once.

Can only imagine it's to take off the magnet-type tags with brute force (slide them in the gap from either side and rip it off). I would have thought they would have designed them to stop this, but if you can stop the smaller sticky ones just by putting it on your hand im not sure now.

[anonymous-user]

Justin Cyder said:

Whilst anyone in their right mind would deplore theft, I wonder what the security guys are in it for. I doubt there's any great buzz from protecting perfume, so I suspect it's the plastic policeman end of things & people like that are not ones I'd want in my orbit.

please sir step back into the shop.

no

please sir step back into the shop

walks away.

please sir step back into the shop

[MiniMan64]

They obviously do a job though, I'm sure theres someones sitting in an office somewhere looking at Cost of Blokes in an Office vs Loss of Goods to Shoplifters and working out if they're worth it.

The two lads sitting at home on Facebook were a little odd though.