Asexual girl is a meme?

[Don1]

This is a bizarre one....

BBC link - Asexual girl

Basically we can deduce two things. She is a living Darwin Award, and that she is Nyan cat. I mean she might as well be a multicoloured flying poptart pooping rainbows....

[ZOLLAR]

Reading that gave me a headache

[GroundEffect]

I've known a couple of people who identified as 'A' over the years but pretty much all of them just had some sort of other issue (such as depression removing sex drive) or they just appeared to grow out of it.

[Rude-boy]

Saw a bit about her last night.

Not something I can really get my head around, but if there are homosexual and hetrosexual people there must be asexual people. There's just none of me in that.

Nor any of her boyfriend for that matter...

[DanDC5]

She just needs a good hard f**king.

[singlecoil]

She would be unlikely to want to have sex with me even if she wasn't asexual, so the fact that she doesn't want to do it with anyone else either makes me feel a little bit better.

[DanDC5]

Some sort of typing fail occurred, you got there before the edit though. Damn you to hell sir!

[gtdc]

Give her a night with CW7. That'll sort her out.

[dirty doug]

attention we.....

[The Beaver King]

gtdc said:

Give her a night with CW7. That'll sort her out.

Aren't we trying to fix her, not make it worse...?

[BMWBen]

Confused by this...

Does she not masturbate either? Does she derive pleasure from being sexually stimulated, even if she doesn't want anybody to do it to her? If she does, then I'm even more confused.

So many questions.

[P-Jay]

So she's frigid? Has a very low libido? Never met me?

I don't think this is a 'real thing' just someone who's not all that bothered about the old in-and-out and wants a label for it, or maybe an excuse for not getting involved with the usual 'give and take' that most relationships are built on. She wants to closeness / romance of a relationship, the feeling of sharing - all the usual things, but not the sex so she's put a ban on it.

My OH spends long hours in work on her feet, so when our Son has gone to bed she likes me to rub them whilst we chill out on the sofa, I don't particularly enjoy rubbing feet, no foot fetishist am I - I also can't stand 'The Soaps' but I occasionally watch them, whilst I'm rubbing her feet - My OH can't stand Wheeler Dealers and isn't all that keen on my disappearing for hours on end every weekend on my Mountain Bike and returning covering the house in mud and stinking to high-heaven - but we can get along just fine.

I could declare myself Asoapsandfootrubs and put a ban on Eastenders, but still carry on as I like at the weekends - but it wouldn't be fair.

Poor old Tim, so he can kiss and cuddle on the sofa, but not get his end away? He might as well be married!

[DanDC5]

P-Jay said:

So she's frigid? Has a very low libido? Never met me?

I don't think this is a 'real thing' just someone who's not all that bothered about the old in-and-out and wants a label for it, or maybe an excuse for not getting involved with the usual 'give and take' that most relationships are built on. She wants to closeness / romance of a relationship, the feeling of sharing - all the usual things, but not the sex so she's put a ban on it.

My OH spends long hours in work on her feet, so when our Son has gone to bed she likes me to rub them whilst we chill out on the sofa, I don't particularly enjoy rubbing feet, no foot fetishist am I - I also can't stand 'The Soaps' but I occasionally watch them, whilst I'm rubbing her feet - My OH can't stand Wheeler Dealers and isn't all that keen on my disappearing for hours on end every weekend on my Mountain Bike and returning covering the house in mud and stinking to high-heaven - but we can get along just fine.

I could declare myself Asoapsandfootrubs and put a ban on Eastenders, but still carry on as I like at the weekends - but it wouldn't be fair.

Poor old Tim, so he can kiss and cuddle on the sofa, but not get his end away? He might as well be dead!

Edited that for you.

[Prev]

I've just forwarded this on to my OH and asked if she has become asexual over the last month or so. I awaite her reply.

[P-Jay]

DanDC5 said:

Edited that for you.

True, bet he takes AGES in the shower in the morning ha ha.

[Hoofy]

Prev said:

I've just forwarded this on to my OH and asked if she has become asexual over the last month or so. I awaite her reply.

You smooth talker, you.

[DanDC5]

P-Jay said:

True, bet he takes AGES in the shower in the morning ha ha.

If he has any sense he'll have a shag piece on the side for those times of real need.

[Oakey]

Unleash the Womble:

http://www.facebook.com

Urgh, she's one of those, can't stop banging on about how differtent she is. Like Vegans.

Edited by Oakey on Tuesday 17th January 12:42

[P-Jay]

DanDC5 said:

P-Jay said:

True, bet he takes AGES in the shower in the morning ha ha.

If he has any sense he'll have a shag piece on the side for those times of real need.

You make an interesting point, if she's asexual, and if I understand this right completely non-plused about Sex, would she be bothered about him taking it elsewhere I wonder? I could understand if he was holding-hands / kissing this other girl - but what about an meaningless bunk-up?

I once watched a TV programe about Porn Actors, and they asked their partners what they felt about their OH going off to work and shagging all day - they all seemed to agree that they didn't mind that as that's what they did - but if they saw them holding hands or kissing someone else in a sweet way they'd be devistated. Wonder if it's the same for her.

[Rude-boy]

Oakey said:

Unleash the Womble:

http://www.facebook.com/

This isn't a fronting bint, moronic odd job man, not did she leave her card behind the bar in a strip joint.

She's just not interested in a re-bore and should be left to it.

Edited by Rude-boy on Tuesday 17th January 12:41