How do I get a taxed, roadworthy M3 for free?

[TonyRPH]

Based on the How do I download Windows Office2010/Excel for free? thread.

How can I get a taxed, roadworthy M3 for free? Preferably with a full tank of petrol please?

After all, if we can expect to get software for free, why not a car? Or a house perhaps?

If it helps my cause, I'm currently unemployed and in a lot of debt. :P

[Codswallop]

Steal one from someone after they fill up. Make sure you wait for the pump to click off if you want a full tank.

HTH

[TaRD]

You can get one form here

http://www.bmw.co.uk/bmwuk/homepage/

However you'll have to pay to drive it. Or look at it. Or have it parked outside your house.

[SWoll]

TonyRPH said:

Based on the How do I download Windows Office2010/Excel for free? thread.

How can I get a taxed, roadworthy M3 for free? Preferably with a full tank of petrol please?

After all, if we can expect to get software for free, why not a car? Or a house perhaps?

If it helps my cause, I'm currently unemployed and in a lot of debt. :P

Any reason why you didn't just take the piss on the thread in question, rather than starting a new one?

Now i've said that this will probably become a legendary thread...

[traffman]

Downloading cars is the future!

It will happen one day im certain of that.

[Carfiend]

"You wouldn't download a car"

Orly?

"You wouldn't break someones back doors in"

Orly?

"You wouldn't remap you BMW 335d"

... no I wouldn't tbh

[Oakey]

TonyRPH said:

Based on the How do I download Windows Office2010/Excel for free? thread.

How can I get a taxed, roadworthy M3 for free? Preferably with a full tank of petrol please?

After all, if we can expect to get software for free, why not a car? Or a house perhaps?

If it helps my cause, I'm currently unemployed and in a lot of debt. :P

You build a replicator that will make you a 1:1 copy of the M3 and you're good to go. Let us know how you get on.

[DavidHM]

I got one for €40.

Had to give it back after an hour though.

[sim16v]

Easy.

Buy a job lot of cars (including an M3), sell the ones you don't want for more than you paid for the job lot.

Job done.

[DanielC4GP]

Build one out of paper, sell it to an Art Gallery for a tidy sum and then buy one for real.

[Motorrad]

Start with a paper clip and work your way up through trade. That assumes you can obtain a paper clip free of charge.

[marcosgt]

Carfiend said:

"You wouldn't download a car"

Orly?

"You wouldn't break someones back doors in"

Orly?

"You wouldn't remap you BMW 335d"

... no I wouldn't tbh

Are you suggesting you can get these from a Paris airport?

M

[slinky]

SWoll said:

Any reason why you didn't just take the piss on the thread in question, rather than starting a new one?

Now i've said that this will probably become a legendary thread...

Because the thread in question has been locked, as has this one