SPOTTED - The all new Vauxhall!

[paulmoonraker]

The new Vauxhall Jesus... Biblically Good...

[illmonkey]

You're a bit close.

[Rugbyman]

illmonkey said:

You're a bit close.

His rear park sensors will be beeping like crazy .......

[Bolognese]

[illmonkey]

Rugbyman said:

illmonkey said:

You're a bit close.

His rear park sensors will be beeping like crazy .......

Errrr, what?

[Rugbyman]

illmonkey said:

Rugbyman said:

illmonkey said:

You're a bit close.

His rear park sensors will be beeping like crazy .......

Errrr, what?

If he had rear park sensors ( which he dosent ) they would be activated because OP is so close ( except they would only ativate in reverse ) ( thats if he had any of course , which he dosent )beep beep

I give up ......

[illmonkey]

Rugbyman said:

illmonkey said:

Rugbyman said:

illmonkey said:

You're a bit close.

His rear park sensors will be beeping like crazy .......

Errrr, what?

If he had rear park sensors ( which he dosent ) they would be activated because OP is so close ( except they would only ativate in reverse ) ( thats if he had any of course , which he dosent )beep beep

I give up ......

Rightttt...

Why'd he be in reverse on a dual carriage way queue?

[Funkateer]

Looks more like the old shape Jesus. As opposed to the current Jesus "Sports Tourer" model.

[paulmoonraker]

The traffic was stationary - it was safe

[paulmoonraker]

Funkateer said:

Looks more like the old shape Jesus. As opposed to the current Jesus "Sports Tourer" model.

Really we need some adversing blurb...

[illmonkey]

paulmoonraker said:

The traffic was stationary - it was safe

My instructor said I should always stop so I can still see their tyres touching the road. Incase someone rear ends you it gives you some space, and also allows you to go around them (if they broke down) without the need to manoeuvre.

[Rugbyman]

illmonkey said:

Rugbyman said:

illmonkey said:

Rugbyman said:

illmonkey said:

You're a bit close.

His rear park sensors will be beeping like crazy .......

Errrr, what?

If he had rear park sensors ( which he dosent ) they would be activated because OP is so close ( except they would only ativate in reverse ) ( thats if he had any of course , which he dosent )beep beep

I give up ......

Rightttt...

Why'd he be in reverse on a dual carriage way queue?

Ok I really really give up ...........


Agreed 'tyres and tarmac' as my advanced instructor would say

[y2blade]

illmonkey said:

paulmoonraker said:

The traffic was stationary - it was safe

My instructor said I should always stop so I can still see their tyres touching the road. Incase someone rear ends you it gives you some space, and also allows you to go around them (if they broke down) without the need to manoeuvre.

Mine taught me the same.

[bobfather]

y2blade said:

illmonkey said:

paulmoonraker said:

The traffic was stationary - it was safe

My instructor said I should always stop so I can still see their tyres touching the road. Incase someone rear ends you it gives you some space, and also allows you to go around them (if they broke down) without the need to manoeuvre.

Mine taught me the same.

Defensive driving teaches the same but for different reasons, you should always have sufficient space to manoeuvre out of the lane.

[illmonkey]

bobfather said:

y2blade said:

illmonkey said:

paulmoonraker said:

The traffic was stationary - it was safe

My instructor said I should always stop so I can still see their tyres touching the road. Incase someone rear ends you it gives you some space, and also allows you to go around them (if they broke down) without the need to manoeuvre.

Mine taught me the same.

Defensive driving teaches the same but for different reasons, you should always have sufficient space to manoeuvre out of the lane.

So for the same reason...?

[bobfather]

illmonkey said:

bobfather said:

y2blade said:

illmonkey said:

paulmoonraker said:

The traffic was stationary - it was safe

My instructor said I should always stop so I can still see their tyres touching the road. Incase someone rear ends you it gives you some space, and also allows you to go around them (if they broke down) without the need to manoeuvre.

Mine taught me the same.

Defensive driving teaches the same but for different reasons, you should always have sufficient space to manoeuvre out of the lane.

So for the same reason...?

Sorry, I didn't read the whole sentence

[illmonkey]

bobfather said:

illmonkey said:

bobfather said:

y2blade said:

illmonkey said:

paulmoonraker said:

The traffic was stationary - it was safe

My instructor said I should always stop so I can still see their tyres touching the road. Incase someone rear ends you it gives you some space, and also allows you to go around them (if they broke down) without the need to manoeuvre.

Mine taught me the same.

Defensive driving teaches the same but for different reasons, you should always have sufficient space to manoeuvre out of the lane.

So for the same reason...?

Sorry, I didn't read the whole sentence

God damnit.

[bobfather]

illmonkey said:

bobfather said:

illmonkey said:

bobfather said:

y2blade said:

illmonkey said:

paulmoonraker said:

The traffic was stationary - it was safe

My instructor said I should always stop so I can still see their tyres touching the road. Incase someone rear ends you it gives you some space, and also allows you to go around them (if they broke down) without the need to manoeuvre.

Mine taught me the same.

Defensive driving teaches the same but for different reasons, you should always have sufficient space to manoeuvre out of the lane.

So for the same reason...?

Sorry, I didn't read the whole sentence

God damnit.

Anyway, OP, I think we've established that this wasn't 'safe' just because the traffic was stationary. But I’m sure you only encroached so that you could get a good photo

[Fearless Egbert]

A bit off topic but a friend of mine has a '72 VW Camper with a sticker on the front bumper that reads "Jesus is my Airbag"

[y2blade]

Fearless Egbert said:

A bit off topic but a friend of mine has a '72 VW Camper with a sticker on the front bumper that reads "Jesus is my ballbag"

I don't get it