Cruise ship captain: 'I fell into lifeboat'

[Byard]

Thats like saying but sir my penis fell in her...

[Byard]

Could a mod move this to the correct forum please

[Greg_D]

he's really not covering himself in glory here, is he.

Did you hear the boll0cking that coast guard legend gave him, brilliant........

[matthias73]

Have you got any links to that?

[Dave Hedgehog]

have you seen the pics of him water skiing of the back just before the crash?

[Byard]

matthias73 said:

Have you got any links to that?

http://web.orange.co.uk/article/news/concordia_captain_i_fell_into_lifeboat

[VR6 Turbo]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-16599655 transcript of coast guard bking.

its not clear cut though as in august there was an approved detour to within 200 meters of the island. not the claimed 'never closer than 500 meters'

see loyd's list data here

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-16606405

still he is a very naughty boy

VR

[matthias73]

Byard said:

http://web.orange.co.uk/article/news/concordia_cap...

You sir, have made my day.

Have a can of redbull on me! (Don't throw it back though)

[Byard]

matthias73 said:

You sir, have made my day.

Have a can of redbull on me! (Don't throw it back though)

Catch!

[Gixer]

Unbelievable

[SlimRick]

[Andy Pipkin Voice] I fell! [/Andy Pipkin Voice]

[Jandywa]

oooo they do put those lifeboats in some precarious places nowadays!

[marcosgt]

VR6 Turbo said:

still he is a very naughty boy

VR

Certainly not the new Messiah!

M.

[Garvin]

Some people become 'toast' - this Captain appears to be, due to his own actions (or lack of them), done up like a kipper, hung out to dry and completely toasted. Life looks a bit ugly for him from now on ............. and deservedly so!

[FreeLitres]

Dave Hedgehog said:

have you seen the pics of him water skiing of the back just before the crash?

Brilliant!