Mother-of-four, 28, banned from every nightclub in town...

[thetapeworm]

...for being 'too old to wear skimpy outfits'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2090547/Mo...

Mail said:

Lisa Woodman barred from Mode, Tramps and Velvet

Why can't they be honest and just say it's because she's got a face like a welders bench and scares people who think she's a fox?

[theironduke]

My home Wail!!! WOOO HOO!!!

[paulmurr]

She really does have a face like a smacked arse.

Probably still would after six pints. I'd definitely double bag though.

[Buff Mchugelarge]

Urgh..

Mutton dressed as lamb

[SlimRick]

28????? And then some.

[theironduke]

By Tramps standards shes a hotty.....grim place.

[Dogwatch]

4 children, a job and she goes clubbing?

[boobles]

I would!

[Rude-boy]

theironduke said:

By Tramps standards shes a hotty.....grim place.

By Tramps standards she's about 10 years older than 90% of the punters.

She must have seriously upset Dean or one of the grunts.

[Roo]

They probably thought she was a prostitute dressed like thet.

[Rude-boy]

Roo said:

They probably thought she was a prostitute dressed like thet.

No, not a Pro but an “Enthusiastic Amateur.”

Seriously I’m no Adonis but Tramps is one of those places which makes you wonder how Pros can earn a living. Seriously it is like shooting fish in a barrel trying to pull in there.

There is way more to the story than has been printed though, You have to have seriously p'ed the wrong people off to get a ban from one of their places, to get a group ban and then to get the rest of the clubs in on it...

[rich1231]

48?

[theironduke]

Rude-boy said:

theironduke said:

By Tramps standards shes a hotty.....grim place.

By Tramps standards she's about 10 years older than 90% of the punters.

She must have seriously upset Dean or one of the grunts.

True, just avoid going there as it tends to be full of mingers and/or kids. And is st, IMHO.

[KrazyIvan]

28 anybody who believes that is thicker then her make up

[blinkythefish]

thetapeworm said:

Why can't they be honest and just say it's because she's got a face like a welders bench and scares people who think she's a fox?

She must be a maths geek, as she is apparently giving her age in Hexadecimal.....

[Reardy Mister]

First child at 16, possibly before she was even legal. Missed her teenage years and early 20s completely, having three more kids. Now she wants to go out and dress and act like a teenager again.

Poppet, that boat sailed A LONG TIME ago. And those fakers will not help your deep-seated feeling of regret that you gave up the best years of your life and your physical form, to four kids you can no longer handle alone or afford becauuse their sperm donor father has since split.

More fool the Wail for giving her money for her pathetic story.

ETA: Why do all s look like mice?

Edited by Reardy Mister on Tuesday 24th January 10:37

[Crusoe]

mild nsfw without the pixilation, scary...
http://img.blesk.cz/img/1/normal480/1163520_lisa-w...

[fathomfive]

Silverdaz said:

I would suck a fart out of her arse

Quoted for posterior-ity.

[Rude-boy]

All the above said she seems the perfect punter for 'wackers non

[thetapeworm]

Wow. from the Lounge to News, Politics & Economics, I know it's "in the news" but I thought it far too trivial to be anywhere but the lounge.

I guess that's the death of this one then.

Edited by thetapeworm on Tuesday 24th January 11:04