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PaulHogan

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7,511 posts

306 months

Wednesday 25th January 2012
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Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face,
Great chieftain o' the pudding-race!
Aboon them a' ye tak your place,
Painch, tripe, or thairm :
Weel are ye wordy o'a grace
As lang's my arm.

The groaning trencher there ye fill,
Your hurdies like a distant hill,
Your pin wad help to mend a mill
In time o'need,
While thro' your pores the dews distil
Like amber bead.

His knife see rustic Labour dight,
An' cut you up wi' ready sleight,
Trenching your gushing entrails bright,
Like ony ditch;
And then, O what a glorious sight,
Warm-reekin', rich!

Then, horn for horn, they stretch an' strive:
Deil tak the hindmost! on they drive,
Till a' their weel-swall'd kytes belyve
Are bent like drums;
Then auld Guidman, maist like to rive,
Bethankit! hums.

Is there that owre his French ragout
Or olio that wad staw a sow,
Or fricassee wad make her spew
Wi' perfect sconner,
Looks down wi' sneering, scornfu' view
On sic a dinner?

Poor devil! see him owre his trash,
As feckless as wither'd rash,
His spindle shank, a guid whip-lash;
His nieve a nit;
Thro' bloody flood or field to dash,
O how unfit!

But mark the Rustic, haggis-fed,
The trembling earth resounds his tread.
Clap in his walie nieve a blade,
He'll mak it whissle;
An' legs an' arms, an' heads will sned,
Like taps o' thrissle.

Ye Pow'rs, wha mak mankind your care,
And dish them out their bill o' fare,
Auld Scotland wants nae skinking ware
That jaups in luggies;
But, if ye wish her gratefu' prayer
Gie her a haggis!

cal216610

7,839 posts

198 months

Wednesday 25th January 2012
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And what's this all about then?
EDIT- Burns night.

gtdc

4,259 posts

311 months

Wednesday 25th January 2012
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Stick in 'til you stick oot.

Man-At-Arms

5,920 posts

207 months

Wednesday 25th January 2012
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and they want Independence yikes
they can't even talk proper !

dingg

4,529 posts

247 months

Wednesday 25th January 2012
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load o' ste

hth

DannyScene

8,062 posts

183 months

Wednesday 25th January 2012
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Pardon?

ETA: I've read this through twice and don't have the foggiest wtf it's about!

Edited by DannyScene on Wednesday 25th January 11:10

The Hypno-Toad

13,280 posts

233 months

Wednesday 25th January 2012
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Well either his medication has worn off or its Burns Night.

Adenauer

18,982 posts

264 months

Wednesday 25th January 2012
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I used to get The Broons, and the Oor Wullie annuals each year for Christmas yes

Can't bloody stand Haggis though hurl


Matt172

12,415 posts

272 months

Wednesday 25th January 2012
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