OMFG!!! What a disaster..How could i!!!

[mrzigazaga]

Hi Peeps..If i could kick myself in the nuptials..I would..Several times!!...After a resounding success of the wedge calendar again i FAILED miserably to include one very special date that we all look forward to...Prepare for....Stress over...Save up for...endeavor to get to...Its BIG...Its BAD...Its once a year and if your not there your square..(Or busy with other things)...
......How could i..."If thy eyes decieve thee..Rip em out"..I should be given 40 lashes for not paying attention and then rock salt rubbed into the wounds....I should have bamboo splinters forced under my fingernails.......I should be trampled on by a herd of cows wearing high heels.......mmm..Actually..NO forget that one!!....The bench vice treatment........Forced to eat kangaroos testis........Stripped naked with my hands tied behind my back...Covered in honey and left to the consequences of "Apiculture"..Beekeeping..No wait..i did that last year for charity......AAaaarrrrgggghhh.....

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.."THE BBWF".... ...........

[Jonny weggie]

You went a bit over board there Mark,you should have said someone SHOOT me.
Under stress - take 2 cyanide tablets - no stress anymore.
See you at BBWF if you remember.lol.

jonny.

[mrzigazaga]

Yeah i know mate..Im not stressed though..Just making the most of it..Besides it might be an excuse to get some BBWF 2012 pens made up.....I wonder if they still produce the pens with the topless girls on and the ink was their clothes...My mum always used to throw them away if she found them and her excuse was they are out of ink...What she didnt know was i used to be naughty at school just to get detention so i could write 100 lines..All those precious hours lost forever...

[wooly350i]

Actually Mark I did watch a bloke on rude tube kick himself in the head countless times so may be you could manage the crown jewels with practice,you could even become a world record holder!.