Of All The Stupid Cars I've Bought......
Of All The Stupid Cars I've Bought......
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Negative Creep

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26,044 posts

256 months

Monday 30th January 2012
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This one ranks - well, pretty highly actually.

Browsing Autoste one night when I noticed this for sale in the darkest depths of Cornwall for scrap value. It had been bought by a banger racer who then decided it was too rare to race and left it in a shed for a year or so. Naturally, the only sensible course of action was to immediately buy it. I present to you the 1983 Zastava Yugo 313











It's currently not roadworthy and will need work, but I'm hoping to have it up and ready for the summer. Paintwork is shagged but the body is (mostly) solid. I have been contacted by the head of the Owner's Club (yes, there is one) who has informed me that it is the only 313 left in the UK! So, the plan is:

1) get the car - done
2) ?
3) MOT the car
4) Drive the car around LIKE A SIR
5) ?
6) Profit

DanielJames

7,543 posts

197 months

Monday 30th January 2012
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Okay, interesting project, will keep my eye on it smile

Not sure i've ever seen one of these before!

Is that Celica next to it yours?

Negative Creep

Original Poster:

26,044 posts

256 months

Monday 30th January 2012
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The GT4 is my housemate's

0a

24,133 posts

223 months

Monday 30th January 2012
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Weirdo! smile


norman156

2,097 posts

225 months

Monday 30th January 2012
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Negative Creep said:
I have been contacted by the head of the Owner's Club (yes, there is one) who has informed me that it is the only 313 left in the UK!
How Many Left backs up that claim (ish!): http://howmanyleft.co.uk/?q=Zastava+Yugo+313

I actually rather like that, has a certain shabby charm to it!

iggysport

463 posts

176 months

Monday 30th January 2012
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Gotta be saved if it's the only one left !

Dr G

15,948 posts

271 months

Monday 30th January 2012
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Looks like a complete heap.





I love it biggrin

r1ch

2,955 posts

225 months

Monday 30th January 2012
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Wow thats horrible. But for some reason I want to drive it.

KrazyIvan

4,341 posts

204 months

Monday 30th January 2012
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Surely the only option here is to leave the outside as standard as possible (complete with rusty bumper) and then drop in some mental bike engine in the back of it? biggrin

Hoygo

725 posts

190 months

Monday 30th January 2012
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That is the weirdest piece of sh!t ive ever seen.

Even i with a hammer could build a better car.

Congrats for the enormous courage cool

Shaw Tarse

31,887 posts

232 months

Monday 30th January 2012
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That really is crap!


I love it!

vrooom

3,763 posts

296 months

Monday 30th January 2012
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Awesome. i remember they used be everywhere in certain place of uk.

Keep and restore it to former glory. you will have a classic car.

900T-R

20,406 posts

286 months

Monday 30th January 2012
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Well, according to the wonderfully anoraky www.aronline.co.uk (don't go there if you're not willing to waste many an hour) the Zastava 101 (of which this is a very mild facelift) had the distinction of setting the template for the Golf-class - compact midsized hatchback, transverse FWD drivetrain etc (it's based on the notchback Fiat 128) etc. ...

So also being the only one lft of its type, I guess you could class this car as being of historic significance... thumbup

Negative Creep

Original Poster:

26,044 posts

256 months

Monday 30th January 2012
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900T-R said:
Well, according to the wonderfully anoraky www.aronline.co.uk (don't go there if you're not willing to waste many an hour) the Zastava 101 (of which this is a very mild facelift) had the distinction of setting the template for the Golf-class - compact midsized hatchback, transverse FWD drivetrain etc (it's based on the notchback Fiat 128) etc. ...

So also being the only one lft of its type, I guess you could class this car as being of historic significance... thumbup
It probably was rather ahead of its time, only problem was it stood still whilst the rest of the world carried on. It's certainly a car that divides opinion, but most of it has been positive

It also seems this is such an Un-Pisonheads car Yugo isn't even listed in the "My Garage" section!

pthelazyjourno

1,893 posts

198 months

Monday 30th January 2012
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Is that 12-inch long incredibly spindly piece of rusty metal some sort of engine mount or stay? I bet I could generate enough torque on my bike to snap it!!


Oh yeah, and is that an engine buried somewhere in the front?!

What a bizarre little car.

You're a madman!!!

twazzock

1,930 posts

198 months

Monday 30th January 2012
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High five, you fking mentalist.

Codswallop

5,258 posts

223 months

Monday 30th January 2012
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Fantastic biggrin If you squint, it even looks a bit like the Bentley Mulsanne Jeremy drove in Albania;


smugglersvin

1,944 posts

223 months

Monday 30th January 2012
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I think the reason that they are rare was that the factory making them got bombed during the conflict in the former Yugoslavia, and who said nothing good comes from war. smile

paulshears

804 posts

226 months

Monday 30th January 2012
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Awesome biggrin

m555

371 posts

213 months

Monday 30th January 2012
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So many shades of blue, and the heater is larger than the engine too!