"Ditch the Jag mate, get a cool Saxo with a bodykit"

[kamilb1998]

Sat in an ICT class today going through PH News, having completed all my set work, and I'm approached by a rather 'chavvy' student who saw the webpage and said to me 'Pistonheads good site, dude (or something along those lines), but you should ditch the crappy Jag and get yourself a cool Saxo with a bodykit'

Oh how I laughed... Apparently he was serious too

[NismoGT]

Did you punch him in the side of the head?

[FreeLitres]

Worst "I'm a school kid with a Jag" thread ever!

[DrTre]

NismoGT said:

Did you punch him in the side of the head?

Atomic wedgie surely?

[kamilb1998]

DrTre said:

NismoGT said:

Did you punch him in the side of the head?

Atomic wedgie surely?

Nope, haven't thought about neither of those. Now you come to mention it though...

[Man-At-Arms]

kamilb1998 said:

an ICT class

what's that ?

thought it was woodwork or metalwork !

[NismoGT]

DrTre said:

Atomic wedgie surely?

Check out ma pimpin ride blud!

Go kroozin innit!

[wackojacko]

Cool story....

[TomN94]

Do you understand what I'm getting at?

[s3fella]

Skool story, bro

[Six Fiend]

Should have replied "that's what my butler's son drives"

[E38Ross]

NismoGT said:

Check out ma pimpin ride blud!

Go kroozin innit!

i wouldn't be seen dead in a car like that

[Vixpy1]

E38Ross said:

NismoGT said:

Check out ma pimpin ride blud!

Go kroozin innit!

i wouldn't be seen dead in a car like that

True, you would never get a coffin in a Saxo!

[TheDoggingFather]

You should sleep with him.

[voyds9]

Just point out you can get a woman laid in the back of a Jag, it will take the front and back with the windows down to achieve the same in a Saxo.

[Eighteeteewhy]

Ask him where you're suppose to put the bodies?

[Watchman]

Do people like that really even deserve a response?

Good on you Kamil for having a sense of individuality amongst your peers.

[Getragdogleg]

The Jag is way cooler than any wky little piss pot tin foil french hatchback could ever be.

It takes no imagination to follow the crowd and aspire to a floppy bodykitted non paint-matched piece of automotive bile.

By owning a Jag you are more Barry Wiess than Barry-boy and that sir, is a damn good thing.

[Jandywa]

I hope you verbally abused both him and his family.

[matthias73]

I've had someone tell me I need a "bad boy car like my corsa"

I pointed out that my engine was .6 litres bigger than his. Its all about the willy wagging.