Solitary Vices (when driving)

[CommanderJameson]

As any fule kno, when you're in the car you're completely invisible to anyone outside the car.

This of course means that we all indulge in some behaviours that require us to be unseen.

What do you do in the car when you're on your tod?

(Note: "nose picking" is not in the poll because there are two kinds of drivers: those who pick their nose, and liars)

[TaRD]

All of the above, except Motorway Dating. Ohh and playing with my testicles. I never do that. Ever.

[thinfourth2]

What no nose mining

not that i would of course

[humpbackmaniac]

Sometimes. I Guff.

[twazzock]

doogz said:

Playing my invisible drumkit on the steering wheel.

I play the invisible drumkit which is spread over the entire car. Probably look like I'm having a fit most of the time with my arms flailing all over the place.

[CommanderJameson]

thinfourth2 said:

What no nose mining

not that i would of course

In the first post I said:

(Note: "nose picking" is not in the poll because there are two kinds of drivers: those who pick their nose, and liars)

[RDMcG]

Swearing out loud at other drivers in closed car..( I am not a horn warrior)......

[missdiane]

How does one dance whilst driving

[Mr2Mike]

Does shouting at people making cretinous manoeuvres count?

[missdiane]

I play games and guess what the driver looks like in the car behind me, or check other drivers to make sure they are not on the phone which really annoys me

[VR6 Turbo]

singing mostly. although sometimes I pretend to be a racing driver! although I often do this with miss VR turbo on board. it annoys her so much because I always brake late and go fast round corners. I get the grip of death on my arm if I go near the loud pedal.

VR

[JonnyFive]

Mr2Mike said:

Does shouting at people making cretinous manoeuvres count?

I do this nearly every single time I get in the car.. I just can't deal with idiots on the road.

I also sing along alot, also pretend sometimes I'm a racing driver.. Linking the corners, or hitting the apex (White lines..)

[soda]

I sing regularly, and badly.

Which has given many others a good laugh at the lights. I don't really care, as long as I'm happy

[Cyder]

I shoot people using the buttons on my steering column when they get in my way!

[simoid]

Resetting the MPG at the top of a hill, taking a photo at the end of the journey to amaze everyone on facebook with my 55mpg Clio 182...

[thepawbroon]

Travel Totty?

It's probably the same as Motorway Dating.

How it works:

(1) Pick a car - must be at least 50 yards away
(2) When you pass - check out the driver.

Scores are:

50 = attractive member of opp sex.
10 = similarly aged member of opp sex.
5 = any other member of opp sex.
- 50 = aged member of same sex.
- 10 = similarly aged member of same sex.
- 5 any other member of same sex.

[LotusOmega375D]

Nose picking for me too. No matter how long the journey, there's always a bit more to find.

[Vocal Minority]

All of the above.

Especially fighter pilot. I once heard 633 squadron in the car, and my girlfriend laughed at me as I shot down a passing Ford Focus

Edited by Vocal Minority on Wednesday 1st February 14:04

[Cotty]

"talking to yourself" does that include talking to the sat nav? "No love your wrong, definately quicker this way"

[matthias73]

I pretend to be a fighter pilot, yes.