Car ad in my local shop window

[mk1matt]

Had to grab a pic of this. Can anyone translate fully?

[vixen1700]

Sounds good, I'm interested.

[E30M3SE]

Reg no. and date of registration.

[mgtony]

Contact Michael I wk iw

[Ynox]

£2k for a 1993 MX-3?

[Chrisw666]

Makes sense to me, seems it isn't written by someone for whom English is a first language. Slightly more forgiveable than some of the indigenous mongs that try to advertise online.

[Buff Mchugelarge]

Ynox said:

£2k for a 1993 MX-3?

Its an MX-318i duh..

[McSam]

This cost 27 touzen!

Love it

[SWoll]

Have managed to decipher most of it but WTF does "Go2000 anzes intes" mean?

[silverback mike]

Chrisw666 said:

indigenous mongs

[Tyre Smoke]

To be fair to the advertiser, it looks as though he is Polish, so unless your Polish is spanking, I would say he has made a fair fist of advertising his car in a language that's not his own.

Still too expensive though!

[V8mate]

Ynox said:

£2k for a 1993 MX-3?

Because there's two and half grand's worth of Columbian marching powder in the spare tyre.

[Tyre Smoke]

Far be it from me to suggest this but it could be a member of the travelling and thieving community from South Ireland.

[V8mate]

Tyre Smoke said:

Far be it from me to suggest this but it could be a member of the travelling and thieving community from South Ireland.

Is Iwkiw a popular Oirish family name?

[SWoll]

Tyre Smoke said:

To be fair to the advertiser, it looks as though he is Polish, so unless your Polish is spanking, I would say he has made a fair fist of advertising his car in a language that's not his own.

Still too expensive though!

I'd assumed he was Nigerian from the surname TBH.

And surely he must know someone who's english is better than his own?

[Tyre Smoke]

V8mate said:

Tyre Smoke said:

Far be it from me to suggest this but it could be a member of the travelling and thieving community from South Ireland.

Is Iwkiw a popular Oirish family name?

Might have taken it as the last thing his wife/mother/girlfriend/moll/daag said to him the night before?

[McSam]

You know you're onto a winner when your surname trips swear filters