What's the worst thing to happen to you.....

[Chilli]

...after eating a bas'tid Biryani?

I'm struggling to breathe, my nose has gone, I have a headache, and I have double vision. People eat this sh!t for fun?

[Ray Singh]

Had to pay the bill in a fancy Indian.

Was £39.95 for blowing my head off...

Bargain.

[funkyrobot]

I died.

[wolves_wanderer]

Having to re-think my username?

[cal216610]

funkyrobot said:

I died.

+1. twice.

OP, how about changing profile name to Cooly or some such and then try it.

[Puggit]

Serves you right for having a Biryani for breakfast

[anonymous-user]

I snapped my right femur in half.
Hospital for 9 weeks
Wheel chair
Crutches
Then walking again eventually

[Mr Roper]

I'm confused....are you talking about a hot curry? If so, what's everyone else on about?

[twiglove]

PSBuckshot said:

I snapped my right femur in half.
Hospital for 9 weeks
Wheel chair
Crutches
Then walking again eventually

Thats a hell of a curry you had

[Zwolf]

wolves_wanderer said:

Having to re-think my username?

[cal216610]

Mr Roper said:

I'm confused....are you talking about a hot curry? If so, what's everyone else on about?

I don't know, i saw the queue forming and sort of tagged along, glad you joined it's goner be fun...

[anonymous-user]

Mr Roper said:

I'm confused....are you talking about a hot curry? If so, what's everyone else on about?

Well I no doubt had an Indian before that happened so its obviously connected.

[AudiSport]

Meningitis. Less than fun.

[biper]

Last Saturday I had a Chilli Chicken Tikka Masala. My farts smelled like 'Diff Oil'

Edited by biper on Thursday 9th February 10:22

Edited by biper on Thursday 9th February 10:24

[Zwolf]

biper said:

Last Saturday I had a Chilli Chicken Tikka Masala. My farts smelled like 'Diff Oil'

[hman]

??? biryani curry - hot????

biruani just means a normal strength curry which comes with rice - its not hot by Curry standards at all.


you utter utter wuss.

[falkster]

Curry related - found my current haunt about 9 years ago and they have a yoghurt dip for the normal customers and one for their Asian customers. I asked if I could try it. Having had a few drinks it wasn't that hot although all my friends had tried and decided against it. 4 pots later it was lovely!!!
Next morning I was almost in tears - I felt like that weight lifter. My jacksy was on fire.

Worst thing ever to happen to me. My mum had an aneurism when I was 19. She came round within a couple of days, then had to go through surgery which was successful but she didn't come round for 12 weeks. I saw my dad, who is the hardest man alive and never shows emotion, crumble to an almost wreck. It was like his right arm had been cut off.
I had to keep my dad going and help him run his businesses while still attending college - I was also doing his books at the time to keep them upto date.
18 years later my mum has asthma - not bad from a bleak initial outlook of 25% chance of survival and that's before all the other potential issues.

[ikarl]

I like baseball

[NoVetec]

hman said:

??? biryani curry - hot????

biruani just means a normal strength curry which comes with rice - its not hot by Curry standards at all.


you utter utter wuss.

This.

It is tasty though.

[Gizmo!]

NoVetec said:

hman said:

??? biryani curry - hot????

biruani just means a normal strength curry which comes with rice - its not hot by Curry standards at all.


you utter utter wuss.

This.

It is tasty though.

Agreed. You can have a hot curry biryani, but it's not implied.

I had a Prawn Phal once. And by "had", I mean I ate a mouthful and then fell off my chair.