I need a stiff PH talking to!
I need a stiff PH talking to!
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VR6 Turbo

Original Poster:

2,716 posts

183 months

Saturday 11th February 2012
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I just got back from taking the golf for a run, as I didn't use it last week!

I got overtaken by a Nissan Juke and I wasn't going slowly. what's worse is it had one of those blue logos on the back so I am guessing its a eco one too.

this all took place on a NSL B road.

VR

C2james

4,685 posts

194 months

Saturday 11th February 2012
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If its the juke with the gtr engine in disguise you can be forgiven, if not hand in your badge on the way out. smile

Nikko 40691

841 posts

219 months

Saturday 11th February 2012
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"Granny shifting, not double-clutching like you should."

JoPo1

386 posts

186 months

Saturday 11th February 2012
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What you really need is a stiff cock up your arse.

pinchmeimdreamin

10,892 posts

247 months

Saturday 11th February 2012
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Try turning your engine on next time wink

soad

34,652 posts

205 months

Saturday 11th February 2012
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VR6 Turbo said:
I got overtaken by a Nissan Juke and I wasn't going slowly.
That's terrible!

fatboy69

9,424 posts

216 months

Saturday 11th February 2012
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I dont think i would have admitted to being overtaken by a Juke......

Shameful!!!

goldblum

10,272 posts

196 months

Saturday 11th February 2012
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JoPo1 said:
What you really need is a stiff cock up your arse.
Interesting recommendation.

Just a stab in the dark here, but you're not medically qualified are you?

Actually my advice to the OP would be to pop down to M+S prior to his 'stiff cock up his arse' treatment

and purchase some suitable attire.





Mr2Mike

20,143 posts

284 months

Saturday 11th February 2012
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JoPo1 said:
What you really need is a stiff cock up your arse.
That is a projection of your own desires isn't it? scratchchin

Spanna

3,737 posts

205 months

Saturday 11th February 2012
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The 1.6T Juke is fairly brisk, no shame unless you were pushing on a bit too.

Scantily

395 posts

200 months

Saturday 11th February 2012
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JoPo1 said:
What you really need is a stiff cock up your arse.
That's a line from bottom isn't it? Hooligans island, said by a parrot maybe.

VR6 Turbo

Original Poster:

2,716 posts

183 months

Saturday 11th February 2012
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well I could have been a total and floored the golf! and left him on the wrong side of the road. but that would be quite childish.

JoPo1 said:
What you really need is a stiff cock up your arse.
perhaps I should fit one of these then NSFW

http://archive.4chon.net/meta/64185/src_1326309526...

VR

Edited by VR6 Turbo on Saturday 11th February 15:41

VR6 Turbo

Original Poster:

2,716 posts

183 months

Saturday 11th February 2012
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Nikko 40691 said:
"Granny shifting, not double-clutching like you should."
I was worried about my floor falling out!

VR

HereBeMonsters

14,180 posts

211 months

Saturday 11th February 2012
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VR6 Turbo said:
Nikko 40691 said:
"Granny shifting, not double-clutching like you should."
I was worried about my floor falling out!

VR
Danger to manifold!!

Darkk

193 posts

218 months

Saturday 11th February 2012
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No shame there!

I once "lost" to a Bus, whilst driving an avensis with a full Koni suspension kit, late at night, pouring down enough rain for you to notice Noah building an arc in the horizon.

I couldn't keep up with the bus driver in a triple carriage way, only catching up in the straights. In the corners, 3 times he overtook me in the outside!

I decided in that night, to dedicate my life to fishing, and writing about cars, not driving them...

PS: Speed limit was 70, couldn't manage more than 50 in the corners, but in the straights that bus driver was doing north of 65mph, not slowing down in any corner. It wasn't in the UK.

VR6 Turbo

Original Poster:

2,716 posts

183 months

Saturday 11th February 2012
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the only excuse that I can come up with is that the driver of this Juke is a member. come forth and save my ego!

VR

CBR JGWRR

6,583 posts

178 months

Saturday 11th February 2012
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C2james said:
If its the juke with the gtr engine in disguise you can be forgiven, if not hand in your badge on the way out. smile
Quick !! Say it was one of these...

laam999

538 posts

198 months

Saturday 11th February 2012
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"it doesn't matter what you drive, its how you drive what you've got"

the other driver was simply better but surely you should find him, rent a track and invite all the phers to enjoy ^_^

MigX

791 posts

208 months

Saturday 11th February 2012
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Darkk said:
No shame there!

I once "lost" to a Bus, whilst driving an avensis with a full Koni suspension kit, late at night, pouring down enough rain for you to notice Noah building an arc in the horizon.

I couldn't keep up with the bus driver in a triple carriage way, only catching up in the straights. In the corners, 3 times he overtook me in the outside!

I decided in that night, to dedicate my life to fishing, and writing about cars, not driving them...

PS: Speed limit was 70, couldn't manage more than 50 in the corners, but in the straights that bus driver was doing north of 65mph, not slowing down in any corner. It wasn't in the UK.
was that in any of the ip? ip3 or ip5?

sinizter

3,348 posts

215 months

Saturday 11th February 2012
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Darkk said:
No shame there!

I once "lost" to a Bus, whilst driving an avensis with a full Koni suspension kit, late at night, pouring down enough rain for you to notice Noah building an arc in the horizon.

I couldn't keep up with the bus driver in a triple carriage way, only catching up in the straights. In the corners, 3 times he overtook me in the outside!

I decided in that night, to dedicate my life to fishing, and writing about cars, not driving them...

PS: Speed limit was 70, couldn't manage more than 50 in the corners, but in the straights that bus driver was doing north of 65mph, not slowing down in any corner. It wasn't in the UK.
What the hell is a triple carriageway ?

There were three separate sections of the road separated by barriers or permanent constructs like armco or something else ?