Blood sample.

[Asgardian]

I just had a blood sample taken and although I am aware it is a ridiculous train of thought, but I am sat here with this tiny plaster on my arm thinking that if I take it off or pull it wrong and do any form of exercise at all that it will open up and squirt my blood everywhere

I fear this even though I know that has already healed up and I could probably go and run a marathon and be fine, aside from my complete lack of fitness, yet I still fear I will die on my living room floor from blood loss and have to write my last thoughts in 8foot letter of squirting blood.

I felt I should share this pointless and pathetic story with you so that you are free to ridicule me.

[MikeGTi]

Asgardian said:

I felt I should share this pointless and pathetic story with you so that you are free to ridicule me.

Man up, wet pants.

[Davel]

No and MTFU!

[PumpkinSteve]

The plaster isn't keeping your blood in

Do you feel okay though? I always feel like st after having my blood taken, I've blacked out afterwards in some cases due to low blood pressure and I'm always out of action for the rest of the day in any case.

[RobCrezz]

Put some superglue over the hole when you take it off if you are really worried.

[Mini1275]

Asgardian said:

I just had a blood sample taken and although I am aware it is a ridiculous train of thought, but I am sat here with this tiny plaster on my arm thinking that if I take it off or pull it wrong and do any form of exercise at all that it will open up and squirt my blood everywhere

I fear this even though I know that has already healed up and I could probably go and run a marathon and be fine, aside from my complete lack of fitness, yet I still fear I will die on my living room floor from blood loss and have to write my last thoughts in 8foot letter of squirting blood.

I felt I should share this pointless and pathetic story with you so that you are free to ridicule me.

Dear God.

[jefword]

Get a wine bottle cork at the ready to plug the hole just in case your blood squirts out.

Do not drink the wine first as this will make your blood thinner and it will squirt everywhere.

[DWS]

don't take it off you will die a horible messey death

MTFU!

[Streps]

Blood clots you 'tard

[neilsfishing]

You tart

[sherman]

Streps said:

Blood clots you 'tard

Oh well done now he is going to be fretting over having a DVT in his arm from the blood clot, that will travel to his heart and kill him.

[Asgardian]

I have managed to remove the plaster and so far I am not bleeding to death, I can't stop looking at it though and still feel sick lol, I know I'm being a big baby but you guys are making me laugh which is good, I haven't moved for an hour now.

[stuartmmcfc]

laughed so much at this that snot came out of my nose.

Should I plug my nose with anything to stop my brain dripping out?

[neilsfishing]

stuartmmcfc said:

laughed so much at this that snot came out of my nose.

Should I plug my nose with anything to stop my brain dripping out?

your finger

[anonymous-user]

Asgardian said:

I have managed to remove the plaster and so far I am not bleeding to death, I can't stop looking at it though and still feel sick lol, I know I'm being a big baby but you guys are making me laugh which is good, I haven't moved for an hour now.

Some people just can't cope with certain things

I used to be a bouncer and after one particularly viscious asshole had bitten 4 of us one night we had to go and get Hep B shots

3 of us no issues at all, waiting for our mate to come out and the nurse asks if we can help, soft tt had passed out at the sight of a needle, all 18 stone tattoed ex forces of him we had to help up and put on a bed

[cal216610]

This you?

[BorkFactor]

You are exactly the sort of person I have been warned about...

Trust me, nothing will happen when you take the plaster off

[Asgardian]

stuartmmcfc said:

Should I plug my nose with anything to stop my brain dripping out?

This just made me spit water all over my laptop.

[vonuber]

Oh man up.. try three in one arm.

[TwigtheWonderkid]

be careful when you throw the plaster away, you could have someone's eye out with that!