Lie ot the police? Go DIRECTLY to jail.
Lie ot the police? Go DIRECTLY to jail.
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Soovy

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35,829 posts

302 months

Friday 24th February 2012
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Stupid boy.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howabou...

exasperated Bench said:
I find myself approaching a state of desperation thinking about this case.

It is a quite extraordinary set of circumstances. You are a 42-year-old man of impeccable character with a responsible job, whose only previous brush with the law was as a victim of crime when you stepped in to stop a shoplifter.

You own property, have a family and are held in high standing and yet I am dealing with a most extraordinary course of criminality arising out of a really minor road traffic accident."
Thrown it all away. Over what? A small fine.

Dick.

Edited by Soovy on Friday 24th February 19:16

Jasandjules

72,681 posts

260 months

Friday 24th February 2012
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FFS what a muppet.

Soovy

Original Poster:

35,829 posts

302 months

Friday 24th February 2012
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Jasandjules said:
FFS what a muppet.
I am here you know.


Oh wait....

hehe


jfdi

1,336 posts

206 months

Friday 24th February 2012
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My head hurts rotate

carmonk

7,910 posts

218 months

Friday 24th February 2012
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Shame he wasn't a known scrote with a list of convictions as long as your arm, because then he'd have been let off with a caution.

0000

13,966 posts

222 months

Friday 24th February 2012
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Jailed for 6 months... ouch.

I can understand what he did though with the way drivers are persecuted.

s3fella

10,524 posts

218 months

Friday 24th February 2012
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What a very odd story! Usually, people like this are rarely of 'previously impeccable character' someone with such resolve as to ring their own cars over something so trivial have normally been up no good before, minor things, and have just got away with it. It would be unusual for one's first attempt at a fraud to be something so elaborate.


Did it say that this guy works for a payroll company? Two houses, two Alfa Romeos? Makes you think?

Also, why did plod not just use the Civil matter excuse!? ........... Ah, it was a disabled persons car he hit!!

A most odd story

Halb

53,012 posts

214 months

Friday 24th February 2012
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his judgment was impaired by the long hours he was working.

Must be a PHer.

Incidentally thanks to the spelling of judgment/judgement above, I now have a better understanding of when to use, and when not to!

prand

6,246 posts

227 months

Friday 24th February 2012
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Extreme and stupid, but shows what happens to an otherwise honest person when they think they are going to get in trouble from both the police and insurance company. It is all too easy to forget an MOT, there are no reminders, but the consequences can be very expensive.

paddyhasneeds

68,382 posts

241 months

Friday 24th February 2012
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I'm a little with Carmonk on this one. The guy's a prick but how often do you watch Police Interceptors and boggle at the lenient or non-existant sentences handed out.

Soovy

Original Poster:

35,829 posts

302 months

Friday 24th February 2012
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paddyhasneeds said:
I'm a little with Carmonk on this one. The guy's a prick but how often do you watch Police Interceptors and boggle at the lenient or non-existant sentences handed out.
This is my point. So thanks, Paddy.

If you have a job, and legal tender, you are a TARGET! How DARE he OWN PROPERTY and have a JOB!!!





Randy Winkman

22,754 posts

220 months

Friday 24th February 2012
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carmonk said:
Shame he wasn't a known scrote with a list of convictions as long as your arm, because then he'd have been let off with a caution.
First time he's got caught?

carmonk

7,910 posts

218 months

Friday 24th February 2012
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Randy Winkman said:
carmonk said:
Shame he wasn't a known scrote with a list of convictions as long as your arm, because then he'd have been let off with a caution.
First time he's got caught?
So he hasn't got a list of convictions as long as your arm... so as I said...

maix27

1,070 posts

227 months

Friday 24th February 2012
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Driving penalties are the lowest of the low, the crazy stuff you can do with in a car and only get banned from driving.

He must have panicked big time.

Imagine what he would have done if he'd killed someone!

nelly1

5,666 posts

262 months

Friday 24th February 2012
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Hope Chris Huhne's reading this story...

SmoothCriminal

5,975 posts

230 months

Friday 24th February 2012
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All that and the worst he could have got was a £60 fpn for no mot.

He probably listened to someone like a lot of the fools on here that think having no MOT invalidates your insurance lol.

monkey gland

574 posts

186 months

Friday 24th February 2012
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fk him.

He tried to duck out of an accident therefore leaving the other party out of pocket. Serves him right.

Sparta VAG

436 posts

178 months

Friday 24th February 2012
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He won't serve longer than 6 weeks at the most.

98elise

32,832 posts

192 months

Friday 24th February 2012
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Randy Winkman said:
carmonk said:
Shame he wasn't a known scrote with a list of convictions as long as your arm, because then he'd have been let off with a caution.
First time he's got caught?
You think he might have done the whole thing before .....had a minor crunch.....found his MOT expired etc????


Soovy

Original Poster:

35,829 posts

302 months

Friday 24th February 2012
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Sparta VAG said:
He won't serve longer than 6 weeks at the most.
And you think six weeks in HMP Brixton is easy?

I spent one day there, working for a client, and I was nearly sick when I got home.