Really awesome inventions you wish existed in real life

[mat777]

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Rocket_Propelle...

[C2james]

mat777 said:

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Rocket_Propelle...

I assume this is an American that thought of this?

[williamp]

Did you know a V8 chainsaw exists??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60Tamp2fHhg

[Pvapour]

Hover board will no doubt be No.1 & quite rightly so

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkyLnWm1iCs

[iphonedyou]

Was going to say hover board, but already mentioned.

That thing would be just amazing. I remember seeing the hover board in BTTF as a kid, and couldn't work out why it didn't actually exist!

[Alfanatic]

Holodecks, of course

[NoVetec]

A machine that gives you any food you want.

You speak into it and it pops out whatever you ask for.

[ScoobyDood]

A beam-you-up device to take me to exotic places for the weekend

[Blackpuddin]

A new kind of blister pack that doesn't require secateurs to open.

[ZOLLAR]

NoVetec said:

A machine that gives you any food you want.

You speak into it and it pops out whatever you ask for.

Like a replicator off Star trek? (not the replicators from Stargate, which would be bad :geek: )

[nelly1]

ZOLLAR said:

NoVetec said:

A machine that gives you any food you want.

You speak into it and it pops out whatever you ask for.

Like a replicator off Star trek? (not the replicators from Stargate, which would be bad :geek: )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkjbMoj0JY4

[ZOLLAR]

nelly1 said:

ZOLLAR said:

NoVetec said:

A machine that gives you any food you want.

You speak into it and it pops out whatever you ask for.

Like a replicator off Star trek? (not the replicators from Stargate, which would be bad :geek: )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkjbMoj0JY4

Can't get youtube in work. what be you show me?

[NoVetec]

ZOLLAR said:

Like a replicator off Star trek? (not the replicators from Stargate, which would be bad :geek: )

No idea. Don't watch Star Trek.

[P-Jay]

mat777 said:

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Rocket_Propelle...

"The RPC is designed with a number of innovative features that make it a weapon of mass decapitation. It was invented in 1802 by Chuck Norris, in conjunction with Thomas Edison, and Charles Nelson Reilly a noted American inventor who is also credited for creating the light bulb, elephants, and anal thermometers."

[nelly1]

ZOLLAR said:

nelly1 said:

ZOLLAR said:

NoVetec said:

A machine that gives you any food you want.

You speak into it and it pops out whatever you ask for.

Like a replicator off Star trek? (not the replicators from Stargate, which would be bad :geek: )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkjbMoj0JY4

Can't get youtube in work. what be you show me?

I be showing you Cat from Red Dwarf getting his dinner from such a machine.

[Jasandjules]

ScoobyDood said:

A beam-you-up device to take me to exotic places for the weekend

This. A teleporter. Imagine not having to travel to work on the train etc....

[ZOLLAR]

nelly1 said:

I be showing you Cat from Red Dwarf getting his dinner from such a machine.

Never watched red dwarf!, they have replicators on there too?.
Brilliant if it's on two shows then it should be with us in the near future

[Adenauer]

Jasandjules said:

This. A teleporter. Imagine not having to travel to work on the train etc....

So, let me get this right. You have a Teleporter, a device which can transport you to a deserted tropical beach in the blink of an eye. A device with which you can walk into a bank, ask for a load of money, and then vanish without a trace. A device with which you can walk into any car showroom, sit in your car of choice, with the sexy female sales assistant in the passengers seat, say 'watch this', and then teleport yourself to a place of your choosing for a dirty weekend away, with said sales assistant and car.

And you are looking forward to not having to take the train to work???

[GroundEffect]

doogz said:

Fish.

Fish.

Fish.

Fish.

I'm gonna eat you little Fishy. I'm gonna eat you little Fishy.

[Pablo Escobar]

Sometimes I wish magic would be invented.