Biggest and most horrendously vulgar watch for under £100?

[anonymous-user]

I need your help!

Following a recent holiday to a place where every other gentleman was seemigly a Russian millionaire who had the most ridiculous timepiece on their wrist that I have ever seen, myself and my brother are attempting to obtain a completely ridiculous watch each for the next trip somewhere similar, as this will amuse us greatly

This is a joke 'watch off' of the worst order and my small collection of TAG/Seiko/G-Shock's simply won't cut it...

Suggestions please!

The rules are:
Max £100.
The watch can be from anywhere (eBay etc included).
It doesn't have to be 'water resistant'.
It doesn't even have to be a known make of any kind.
The bigger and more bling looking the better.
No gold watches! I just can't do gold even in this case!

Think bad chinese versions of U-Boat/Hublot and other such things...

Fire away... I will buy the best one that gets posted up

[XG332]

52mm parnis

[Gizmo!]

http://store.taowatch.us/TAO-156BD.aspx - 52mm, huge numerals, tourbillion bit

http://store.taowatch.us/TAO-060SD.aspx - full skeleton, bit smaller... But I quite like it

[alfaman]

NinjaPower said:

I need your help!

Following a recent holiday to a place where every other gentleman was seemigly a Russian millionaire who had the most ridiculous timepiece on their wrist

Cyprus by any chance ?

you also need to wear tight fitting white jeans and a tank-top , have a bit of a beer gut and several <25 year old companions (locals if u are in Thailand)

[alfaman]

Gizmo! said:

http://store.taowatch.us/TAO-156BD.aspx - 52mm, huge numerals, tourbillion bit

http://store.taowatch.us/TAO-060SD.aspx - full skeleton, bit smaller... But I quite like it

no Russian would be seen dead in those...

Not nearly vulgar enough ...

[andy tims]

This one's a 149 Euro's but let's not be too pedantic over the price limit. Lots more horrifically vulgar examples to chose from

http://www.watchxl.com/watches/tauchmeister.html?g...

Edited by andy tims on Sunday 4th March 07:22

[andy tims]

or this



with further choices here

http://www.watchxl.com/watches/haffstreuner.html?g...

[andy tims]

Actually - just take you're pick from this little shop of horrors

http://www.watchxl.com/

[jimmyjimjim]

Gizmo! said:

http://store.taowatch.us/TAO-060SD.aspx - full skeleton, bit smaller... But I quite like it

I'm ashamed to admit it, but so do I.

[Ikemi]

You might have to pay import tax on this, but it'll be worth it ...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mens-Large-Ice-Ice-Iceti...

60mm, with 'diamonds'



... or perhaps these for a lot less cash:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Luxury-hip-hop-iced-out-...

... now with floating diamonds!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/New-Mens-silver-plated-F...

Edited by Ikemi on Sunday 4th March 08:55

[anonymous-user]

Wow. Just wow.

Some of these are genius... I actually slightly 'like' the TAO ones

[LukeBird]

NinjaPower said:

Wow. Just wow.

Some of these are genius...

+1

Amazing!!

[Hoofy]

[al1991]

Ikemi said:

You might have to pay import tax on this, but it'll be worth it ...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mens-Large-Ice-Ice-Iceti...

60mm, with 'diamonds'



... or perhaps these for a lot less cash:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Luxury-hip-hop-iced-out-...

... now with floating diamonds!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/New-Mens-silver-plated-F...

Edited by Ikemi on Sunday 4th March 08:55

Winner.

[Hoofy]

I am thinking... we should have a PH Horrifically Oversized Watch Day once a year. It has to be in summer where you would just wear a t-shirt so can't hide it under a massive coat or make it look small at the end of a chunky sleeve. And on a day where everyone is most likely to be out and about.

[Justayellowbadge]

al1991 said:

Ikemi said:

You might have to pay import tax on this, but it'll be worth it ...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mens-Large-Ice-Ice-Iceti...

60mm, with 'diamonds'



... or perhaps these for a lot less cash:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Luxury-hip-hop-iced-out-...

... now with floating diamonds!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/New-Mens-silver-plated-F...

Edited by Ikemi on Sunday 4th March 08:55

Winner.

Ye gods.

[CardShark]

Justayellowbadge said:

al1991 said:

Ikemi said:

You might have to pay import tax on this, but it'll be worth it ...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mens-Large-Ice-Ice-Iceti...

60mm, with 'diamonds'



... or perhaps these for a lot less cash:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Luxury-hip-hop-iced-out-...

... now with floating diamonds!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/New-Mens-silver-plated-F...

Edited by Ikemi on Sunday 4th March 08:55

Winner.

Ye gods.

Cheers for that, I've just eaten lunch....

[HowMuchLonger]

$14.99 from here:http://www.brandsonsale.com/ca-010553.html#images/2198_3075117372


You da real pimp daddy with dis;

[LukeBird]

Do it OP, go for the 80s rapper look!

[anonymous-user]

Ikemi said:

You might have to pay import tax on this, but it'll be worth it ...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mens-Large-Ice-Ice-Iceti...

60mm, with 'diamonds'



... or perhaps these for a lot less cash:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Luxury-hip-hop-iced-out-...

... now with floating diamonds!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/New-Mens-silver-plated-F...

Edited by Ikemi on Sunday 4th March 08:55

Holy hell...