Help help me Rhonda

[Mobsta]

Id normally not come on PH for assistance with naming a rodent. But two days in, we've not settled on a name for the male of our breeding pair. (gerbils)

And I'd like to come up with a new name, or a rude name which the GF will approve without her twigging the name is rude etc. Flangy, Krumpet, kleetoris etc.

I make no apologies for such a retarded post, I'm just stuck on names right now.

They usually get names from film characters, Scarrface, Marcus, doc... Yes, we take our rodents very seriously

Edited by Mobsta on Monday 5th March 15:20

[Mr Roper]

Rabies ?

[soad]

stumpy
spanky spank
wet stussy

[Papa Hotel]

Mobsta said:

I make no apologies for such a retarded post

I'd be grateful if you could.

[Papa Hotel]

Faust.
Ficken.
Faustficken.

[retrobob]

> Rudy > <srs>

[GreenDog]

soad said:

stumpy
spanky spank
wet stussy

pet wussy ?

[JudgeMental]

Gunt

[Council Baby]

Fritzl and Shipman.

[Mobsta]

Papa Hotel said:

Mobsta said:

I make no apologies for such a retarded post

I'd be grateful if you could.

Well, just for you then. But make no mistake, naming gerbils is a serious business.
So sorry.

[steviejasp]

1,Andrew "Kinky"Farnham
2, Armageddon

[Munter]

Call them Why and Duck.

You: "These are called Why and Duck"
Visitor: "Why?"
Smack visitor around head and say "I told you to duck".

[Papa Hotel]

Mobsta said:

Well, just for you then. But make no mistake, naming gerbils is a serious business.
So sorry.

Apology accepted.

I really feel Faust is an appropriate name for a gerbil.

Another user suggested Felch, that's a cracker.

[bigandclever]

steviejasp said:

2, Armageddon

Definitely