Post amazingly horrible photos of SPIDERS
Post amazingly horrible photos of SPIDERS
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Ayahuasca

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27,560 posts

302 months

Friday 9th March 2012
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It's been a while since we had a spider thread...

Went walking in the woods the other day and stumbled across a burrow of tarantulas. Tried to entice them out with a twig, but they just bit at the twig with their fangs and stayed put. Which on reflection was a good thing.


GTIR

24,741 posts

289 months

Friday 9th March 2012
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That just looks like a hole. With twigs in.

Oakey

27,969 posts

239 months

Friday 9th March 2012
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Again!

I would have set that on fire

vixen1700

27,812 posts

293 months

Friday 9th March 2012
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smile

Ayahuasca

Original Poster:

27,560 posts

302 months

Friday 9th March 2012
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vixen1700 said:


smile
Brazilian Wandering spider?

vixen1700

27,812 posts

293 months

Friday 9th March 2012
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Ayahuasca said:
Brazilian Wandering spider?
Yep, not very nice at all.

If you are bit by this spider, the neurotoxin will cause you to lose muscle control, your breathing will become labored and eventually you will become paralyzed and asphyxiation will begin. Not only that, you can expect intense pain and inflammation due to the venom. One odd thing that the bite also causes is an erection that will last for many hours, will be very uncomfortable and may leave you impotent

frown

matt998cc

35 posts

182 months

Friday 9th March 2012
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[quote=Ayahuasca]It's been a while since we had a spider thread...

Went walking in the woods the other day and stumbled across a burrow of tarantulas. Tried to entice them out with a twig, but they just bit at the twig with their fangs and stayed put. Which on reflection was a good thing.


what country is this picture from

sleep envy

62,260 posts

272 months

Friday 9th March 2012
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vixen1700 said:
Yep, not very nice at all.

If you are bit by this spider, the neurotoxin will cause you to lose muscle control, your breathing will become labored and eventually you will become paralyzed and asphyxiation will begin. Not only that, you can expect intense pain and inflammation due to the venom. One odd thing that the bite also causes is an erection that will last for many hours, will be very uncomfortable and may leave you impotent

frown
not only do you have to deal with asphyxiation but leaving you impotent is just adding insult to injury

rhinochopig

17,932 posts

221 months

Friday 9th March 2012
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Ayahuasca said:
vixen1700 said:


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Brazilian Wandering spider?
If it is, it can make sure it wanders no where near me. 'Orrible looking thing.

poo at Paul's

14,545 posts

198 months

Friday 9th March 2012
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http://imgur.com/gallery/Wnf9r


Spiders climbing trees in Pakistan to avoid floods!

Clever buggers!

CedGTV

2,538 posts

277 months

Friday 9th March 2012
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Turbodiesel1690

1,958 posts

193 months

Friday 9th March 2012
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vixen1700 said:
Ayahuasca said:
Brazilian Wandering spider?
Yep, not very nice at all.

If you are bit by this spider, the neurotoxin will cause you to lose muscle control, your breathing will become labored and eventually you will become paralyzed and asphyxiation will begin. Not only that, you can expect intense pain and inflammation due to the venom. One odd thing that the bite also causes is an erection that will last for many hours, will be very uncomfortable and may leave you impotent

frown
Jeez I lol'd at that, I imagine a huge boner would be the least of your concerns given the other symptoms smile

Puggit

49,440 posts

271 months

Friday 9th March 2012
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poo at Paul's said:
http://imgur.com/gallery/Wnf9r


Spiders climbing trees in Pakistan to avoid floods!

Clever buggers!
Happening in Australia currently:



http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-03-08/spider-webs-...

Harry Flashman

21,268 posts

265 months

Friday 9th March 2012
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Puggit said:
poo at Paul's said:
http://imgur.com/gallery/Wnf9r


Spiders climbing trees in Pakistan to avoid floods!

Clever buggers!
Happening in Australia currently:



http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-03-08/spider-webs-...
Christ on a bike. These really make the case for flamethrowers.

funkyrobot

18,789 posts

251 months

Friday 9th March 2012
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Yummy mummy:


RedLeicester

6,869 posts

268 months

Friday 9th March 2012
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Ayahuasca said:
It's been a while since we had a spider thread...

Went walking in the woods the other day and stumbled across a burrow of tarantulas. Tried to entice them out with a twig, but they just bit at the twig with their fangs and stayed put. Which on reflection was a good thing.

One of these days you're finally going to find The Thing wot makes you scurry home to Blighty!

Jaykaybi

3,494 posts

244 months

Friday 9th March 2012
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This is my pet, Numpty, at dinner time:




And this is what I sometimes see if I open my eyes in the middle of the night:


Jaykaybi

3,494 posts

244 months

Friday 9th March 2012
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I suppose this has a certain menace to it, too.....


Harry Flashman

21,268 posts

265 months

Friday 9th March 2012
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what

the

fk


essexplumber

7,756 posts

196 months

Friday 9th March 2012
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Jaykaybi said:
I suppose this has a certain menace to it, too.....

Nothing would make me feel safe near that, not even a powerfully built company director in a remapped 335d!