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[Benjurs]

Worth a giggle.......

[Benjurs]

I'm at university at present...any jobs for the blokes.....?

[JamesYates]

Benjurs said:

I'm at university at present...any jobs for the blokes.....?

Depends on where you advertise I guess...
Was quite funny when the woman was walking around the supermarket talking dirty on the phone

[pincher]

Painting the wall

[paddyhasneeds]

"Oh listen how wet I am..."

That is just fking wrong

[pincher]

"He's hung up - that's him spunked"

[Benjurs]

I hope they've changed the caller's 'voices' else there may be some embarrassed chaps sat on their sofas next to their other half's....

'ooh I'm wet' she says dipping her paintbrush into the pot....classic!

Good job she weren't polishing the candlesticks..lol!

[Benjurs]

Gonna be a maths teacher....I can't see this helping her CV...FFS!

How dim can she be?

Can't see many parents wanting her teaching their little darlings...imagine Parent /Teacher evenings...

[MonkeyHanger]

Sound effects with the running tap?

[Ki3r]

Benjurs said:

Gonna be a maths teacher....I can't see this helping her CV...FFS!

How dim can she be?

Can't see many parents wanting her teaching their little darlings...imagine Parent /Teacher evenings...

Oh st...I recognise that voice!

Ha! Its brilliant. I phoned one years ago...my credit ran out before I got to speak to anyone! Glad I didn't now...might have ended up with the women painting the wall!

[MonkeyHanger]

Benjurs said:

Gonna be a maths teacher....I can't see this helping her CV...FFS!

How dim can she be?

Can't see many parents wanting her teaching their little darlings...imagine Parent /Teacher evenings...

A fews years ago, Scruffs Workwear did a spoof "porn" ad as an industry promo for their gear....

One of the Girls in the ad went on to be a Teacher at a Grammar School in Stockport. All was well until someome saw the ad and recognised her . She was suspended and subsequently reinstated.

[Happy82]

MonkeyHanger said:

Sound effects with the running tap?

To be fair, my partner sounds like she's jet washing the car when she has a piss at night

[Otispunkmeyer]

Massive lol at that girl just chattin smut walking down the street.

Making good money mind. But can't help but think spending it on a history of art degree is a bit of a waste.

[Rollcage]

Awesome! How many PH'ers fantasies are now being shattered?

[MonkeyHanger]

Happy82 said:

To be fair, my partner sounds like she's jet washing the car when she has a piss at night

We really didn't need to know that

[Benjurs]

MonkeyHanger said:

Benjurs said:

Gonna be a maths teacher....I can't see this helping her CV...FFS!

How dim can she be?

Can't see many parents wanting her teaching their little darlings...imagine Parent /Teacher evenings...

A fews years ago, Scruffs Workwear did a spoof "porn" ad as an industry promo for their gear....

One of the Girls in the ad went on to be a Teacher at a Grammar School in Stockport. All was well until someome saw the ad and recognised her . She was suspended and subsequently reinstated.

Really! What was she suspended for? And how did she get away from it?

I guess if she just fronted then up and called their bluff, then they were too embarrassed to follow it through to a possible employment tribunal....

[MonkeyHanger]

Benjurs said:

Really! What was she suspended for? And how did she get away from it?

I guess if she just fronted then up and called their bluff, then they were too embarrassed to follow it through to a possible employment tribunal....

It was before she became a Teacher and nothing to do with the stuffed shirts at the school...

http://www.thedrum.co.uk/news/2008/03/20/suspended...

I can't find a "live" version of the ad at the moment...

[Benjurs]

MonkeyHanger said:

Benjurs said:

Really! What was she suspended for? And how did she get away from it?

I guess if she just fronted then up and called their bluff, then they were too embarrassed to follow it through to a possible employment tribunal....

It was before she became a Teacher and nothing to do with the stuffed shirts at the school...

http://www.thedrum.co.uk/news/2008/03/20/suspended...

I can't find a "live" version of the ad at the moment...

Please do!!

Also one of them ladies has more than a passing resemblance to the lady who runs the brothel in Shameless...

[E31Shrew]

Oh dear....Lucky this lot don't offer Skype

[Laurel Green]

Well I've just had a freebie.